Song Parodies -> That Batch For Me
| Original Song Title: | "Act Naturally" |
| Original Performer: | Buck Owens |
| Parody Song Title: | "That Batch For Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Once again, YES, I know she's married. At least it's not to someone old enough to be her father, like... you know...
(instrumental opening)
There is a girl who's really groovy.
Got a talk show that I love to see.
She'll make a snack that is rich and really tasty.
And all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
Well, I'll tell you, Miss Rachael Ray's a big star.
Each morning at ten, then's in love I fell.
I'd like to be in studio for that star.
'Cause how I love her cooking's lovely smell.
Well, I hope you'll come over to my house, Rachael.
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
a man who'll love you more than for your cooking
and all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
(instrumental break)
You'll make the batter into lovely cookies.
Tasty though they're totally fat-free.
I'll eat 'em up and I won't need rehearsing.
And all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
Well, I'll tell you, Miss Rachael Ray's a big star.
Each morning at ten, then's in love I fell.
I'd like to be in studio for that star.
It's more than cooking that I'd like to smell!
Well, I hope you'll come over to my house, Rachael.
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
a man who'll love you more than for your cooking
and all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
There is a girl who's really groovy.
Got a talk show that I love to see.
She'll make a snack that is rich and really tasty.
And all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
Well, I'll tell you, Miss Rachael Ray's a big star.
Each morning at ten, then's in love I fell.
I'd like to be in studio for that star.
'Cause how I love her cooking's lovely smell.
Well, I hope you'll come over to my house, Rachael.
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
a man who'll love you more than for your cooking
and all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
(instrumental break)
You'll make the batter into lovely cookies.
Tasty though they're totally fat-free.
I'll eat 'em up and I won't need rehearsing.
And all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
Well, I'll tell you, Miss Rachael Ray's a big star.
Each morning at ten, then's in love I fell.
I'd like to be in studio for that star.
It's more than cooking that I'd like to smell!
Well, I hope you'll come over to my house, Rachael.
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
a man who'll love you more than for your cooking
and all I gotta get is... that batch for me.
Yum-O.
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if this doesn't reel her in i don't know what will
Alvin: muffin. Michael: muff 'n'. . . .
I figured you would have used another word that rhymes with batch. ;) 5-5-5
"Yummo", the 6th Marx brother!
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