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Song Parodies -> "Stumblin' Bum from Madison"

Original Song Title:

"Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech"

Original Performer:

Frank Roman

Parody Song Title:

"Stumblin' Bum from Madison"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

In case I hadn't mentioned it before, Dear Old Alma Mater lost the Thanksgiving game. AGAIN! And, again, the name of the school has been changed to protect the incompetent. (I don't have it in for James Madison, or for any town or school named in his memory.)
Oh, if I had a daughter, sir
she'd dress in white and green.
I'd take her on the campus, sir
though winning days are lean.
But if I had a son, sir
I'll tell you straight and true:
He would yell, "You suck, you bums!" just like
he sees his daddy do.

I'm a stumblin' bum from Madison
and a hell of a place this is.
A hell of a, hell of a, hell of a, hell of a
hell of a place this is!
Like all these sorry fellows
I just ain't worth a piss!
I'm a stumblin' bum from Madison
and a hell of a place this is!

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John Jenkins - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope someday you do have a daughter and a son, Michael (I think). It will give you (more) character.
Michael Pacholek - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, it would certainly give me more CHARACTERS.

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