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Song Parodies -> "Forget Kim"
Original Song Title:
"Forget Him"
Original Performer:
Bobby Rydell
Parody Song Title:
"Forget Kim"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I used this OS in my Presidential Parody Project, as "Forgotten: The Ballad of Millard Fillmore." Avril P. "Kim" Campbell (yes, her real first name is "Avril," like Canadian singer Lavigne, but she's always hated it), North America's first female head of government, was more memorable, but Canadian Conservatives may wish she wasn't. In all fairness, she shouldn't be held responsible for the biggest election debacle in North American history: The Progressive Conservatives were dropped from a majority to two seats, neither of them hers. That (expletive deleted) Brian Mulroney left her holding the bag, which is about all she held in October '93.
Forget Kim
'cause she doesn't help you.
Forget Kim
'cause she'll get nowhere.
She can't get the voting that she wants to.
And afterward she's not one of the two there.
Oh...
Little girl it
looks like voters shelved you.
We broke the hold
of the PC!
So don't you cry now.
Better tell us goodbye now.
Forget Kim.
It's Chretien for me!
Forget Kim
her support was phony.
Forget Kim
'cause she couldn't win.
She took the fall for old Brian Mulroney
and now look at the shape Tories are in.
Oh...
Little girl, an
apology he owes thee.
But it won't come.
Just wait and see!
It's hard now, Avril
to see rule by the Liberals.
Forget, Kim
that you're now history!
It's hard now, Avril.
Can I lend you some Advil?
Forget, Kim
that you're now history!
'cause she doesn't help you.
Forget Kim
'cause she'll get nowhere.
She can't get the voting that she wants to.
And afterward she's not one of the two there.
Oh...
Little girl it
looks like voters shelved you.
We broke the hold
of the PC!
So don't you cry now.
Better tell us goodbye now.
Forget Kim.
It's Chretien for me!
Forget Kim
her support was phony.
Forget Kim
'cause she couldn't win.
She took the fall for old Brian Mulroney
and now look at the shape Tories are in.
Oh...
Little girl, an
apology he owes thee.
But it won't come.
Just wait and see!
It's hard now, Avril
to see rule by the Liberals.
Forget, Kim
that you're now history!
It's hard now, Avril.
Can I lend you some Advil?
Forget, Kim
that you're now history!
Most Canadians now consider Kim Campbell what she called herself when the book "The Secret Mulroney Tapes" came out: Mulroney's scapegoat for his own failures. Stephen Harper, take heart: You'll have to go a long way before you top (or is that "bottom"?) Brian Mulroney as the worst Prime Minister in modern Canadian history. Kim, you're safe. History has absolved you.
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