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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Boozer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Boozer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Do I have to explain who the narrator is? Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.
I'm a boozer! I'm a boozer!
And I'm not what I appear to be!

Of all the talk, did I win, have I lost?
They did not talk of the lunch that I tossed.
I lost by half of a million, my friend.
You should have known that the law I would bend.

I'm a boozer! And I took what don't belong to me!
I'm a boozer! And I'm not what I appear to be!

At me you laugh and you think I'm a clown.
But until now, I didn't need a frown.
My tears are falling like rain from the sky.
'Cause this whole world now knows how much I lie.

I'm a boozer! And I took what don't belong to me!
I'm a boozer! And I'm not what I appear to be!

(instrumental break)

I blamed the pretzels I had on my plate.
If you saw me blitzed, then it's me you'd hate.
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall.
I need a new war so I can stand tall.

I'm a boozer! And I took what don't belong to me!
I'm a boozer! And I'll lose the Presiden-i-cy!

Remember, he just might pronounce it "Presiden-i-cy." This is the man who said, "Is our children learning?" Not the child of George and Barbara.

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Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
And Malcolm has now done "They Are Losers." At least when others have "ripped off" one of my songs, it was funny!
Guy DiRIto - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm's is better!

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