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Song Parodies -> "Big Slobbers"
Original Song Title:
"Back Stabbers"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The O'Jays
Parody Song Title:
"Big Slobbers"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Dedicated to our canine friends.
(long intro)
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
All you fellas who have dogs and you really care? Yeah, yeah.
It ain't teeth and the claws that's why you should "Beware."
Somebody's out to get your dinner.
They sneak up and swipe, not like no beginner.
They lick their chops, you shake your fist.
Then out comes their tongue, and I don't think they'll miss!
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
I keep getting all of these presents on my shoes. Yeah.
I take a garden claw and try and try and try to get 'em loose.
I try to get through my house's big muddle.
I don't even see it, a big yellow puddle.
What can I do, he even drinks my hooch!
I wish I could find someone to take my pooch!
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
(instrumental break)
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
Sloppy faces! Sloppy faces always disgust!
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
Maybe I oughta get a cat...
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
Bad dog, bad dog, bad dog...
(repeat until fade)
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
All you fellas who have dogs and you really care? Yeah, yeah.
It ain't teeth and the claws that's why you should "Beware."
Somebody's out to get your dinner.
They sneak up and swipe, not like no beginner.
They lick their chops, you shake your fist.
Then out comes their tongue, and I don't think they'll miss!
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
I keep getting all of these presents on my shoes. Yeah.
I take a garden claw and try and try and try to get 'em loose.
I try to get through my house's big muddle.
I don't even see it, a big yellow puddle.
What can I do, he even drinks my hooch!
I wish I could find someone to take my pooch!
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
All the time, the little ball they chase.
They're big slobbers!
(Big slobbers!)
(instrumental break)
What they doin'?
They're lickin' up your face.
Sloppy faces! Sloppy faces always disgust!
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
Maybe I oughta get a cat...
(Big slobbers!)
They're lickin' up your face.
Bad dog, bad dog, bad dog...
(repeat until fade)
Believe it or not, I prefer dogs to cats. Except for my sister's dog. This dog is so stupid (How stupid is he?) he kept on staring at a can of dog food because it had the word, "Concentrate."
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Hehe (footnote)
Thank-you for reminding me why I don't have a dog... :-D
I thought this was hella funny, what more can I say? 5's and a big wet slobbering from me dog Sage!
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