Song Parodies -> Heartaches From the Bumbler
| Original Song Title: | "Heartaches By the Number" |
| Original Performer: | Guy Mitchell |
| Parody Song Title: | "Heartaches From the Bumbler" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Yes, I know, Ray Price sang it first. Guy's is the version I know. Harlan Howard wrote it. I was going to make this "Heartaches 'Cause He's Dumber," but this will sound better.
(instrumental opening with whistles)
Oh, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Wish I had Al Gore.
Every day he's learning less.
Each day he screws up more.
Yes, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Kerry, should have got win.
And the day George Dubya's leaving
that's the day my aches will end.
(whistles)
Heartache Number 1 was the election.
In second place but votes he stole that day.
Heartache Number 2 came on nine-eleven.
And Number 3, bin Laden got away.
And I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Wish I had Al Gore.
Every day he's learning less.
Each day he screws up more.
Yes, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Kerry, should have got win.
And the day George Dubya's leaving
that's the day my aches will end.
(whistles)
Heartache Number 4 was when he said he
accomplished his big mission, that's a lie.
Heartache Number 5 was with Katrina.
He stayed at ranch and let New Orleans die!
And I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Wish I had Al Gore.
Every day he's learning less.
Each day he screws up more.
Yes, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Kerry, should have got win.
And the day George Dubya's leaving
that's the day... my... aches... will... end!
(whistles over instrumental end)
Oh, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Wish I had Al Gore.
Every day he's learning less.
Each day he screws up more.
Yes, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Kerry, should have got win.
And the day George Dubya's leaving
that's the day my aches will end.
(whistles)
Heartache Number 1 was the election.
In second place but votes he stole that day.
Heartache Number 2 came on nine-eleven.
And Number 3, bin Laden got away.
And I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Wish I had Al Gore.
Every day he's learning less.
Each day he screws up more.
Yes, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Kerry, should have got win.
And the day George Dubya's leaving
that's the day my aches will end.
(whistles)
Heartache Number 4 was when he said he
accomplished his big mission, that's a lie.
Heartache Number 5 was with Katrina.
He stayed at ranch and let New Orleans die!
And I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Wish I had Al Gore.
Every day he's learning less.
Each day he screws up more.
Yes, I've got heartaches from the bumbler.
Kerry, should have got win.
And the day George Dubya's leaving
that's the day... my... aches... will... end!
(whistles over instrumental end)
I'll be 39 on that day. Maybe life really does begin at 40!
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No one rigs the elections on amiright, so my fives are counted.
Good to see classic country parodies, here..Smoothly done..and I agree with the politics
title of the day and i could not agree more with the sentiment
Fine writing! I just wonder what different fixes we would be in with Gore...I do think we'd be better off, but doubt it would be a thornless bed of roses...am i right?
Well, if Gore HAD been allowed to win in 2000, there's no guarantee he would've been re-elected in 2004, though I find it hard to believe that, had he been the Republican nominee, John McCain would have run as slimy and cringe-inducing a campaign as either of the George Bushes.
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