-> "Back With the M-E-T-S"
Original Song Title:
"Back In the U.S.S.R."
Parody Song Title:
"Back With the M-E-T-S"
The Lyrics
Flew into LaGuardia from Tampa Bay.
Didn't get to pitch last night.
All year long we chased the last-place blues away.
Now I've got a brand-new plight.
I'm back with the M-E-T-S.
You don't know what kind of a mess, boy.
Back with the M-E-T-S.
Been away so long I hardly missed old Shea.
Yuck, I miss my Tampa dome.
Leaving didn't stick from this big mental case.
Ringing is the bullpen phone.
I'm back with the M-E-T-S.
You don't know what kind of a mess, boy.
Back with the M-E
Back with the M-E
Back with the M-E-T-S.
Well, the Philly bats really knock me out.
We're 15 games behind.
And Frisco bats carry lots of clout
and Georgia's Braves are always on
my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind!
(whining) Aw, come on!
(guitar break)
I'm back with the M-E-T-S.
You don't know what kind of a mess, boy.
Back with the M-E-T-S.
Well, the L.A. bats really knock me out.
We're 15 games behind.
And Houston bats carry lots of clout
and Georgia's Braves are always on
my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind!
Aw, show me all those planes a-flyin' way down south.
Norfolk's where we got our farm.
Let me hear the "Let's Go Mets" chant ringing out.
That's the calm before the storm!
I'm back with the M-E-T-S.
You don't know what kind of a mess, boy.
Back with the M-E-T-S.
Aw, lemme tell ya!
Whoo, a whoo-oo-oo...
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