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Song Parodies -> "Miss My Hockey"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Lonely"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Miss My Hockey"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I was gonna serve some Meat Loaf, as in, "Lockout's a Lemon and I Want My Hockey Back," but that's too involved. Though, just 'cause I felt like it, I added a third verse.
Hockey... I miss my hockey...
I see nobody... on the ice!
I need hockey! I miss my hockey...
That Gary Bettman... he sure ain't nice!
There ain't no Rangers. The Devils are strangers.
Nobody's home, through no wish of my own.
'Cause there's no hockey... I miss my hockey...
They've gone away and they're not home.

Hosers, Canada's hosers
they miss their Oilers, Flames and Canucks!
Ottawa's silent, nobody's smilin'.
They know the owners, those guys are schmucks!
Now, me and Goalie, my "Lola" song Goalie
we whine and moan, we grumble and groan.
'Cause there's no hockey... Yeah, we miss hockey...
No game today, we stay at home.

Lightning, they're gone, that's frightening.
No Wings or Blackhawks, or Canadiens!
Where's Toronto? Please come back, pronto!
Even the Flyers, I'll treat like friends!
Now, I'm a holder! Season-ticket holder!
I'm in the zone, but my team is gone.
'Cause there's no hockey... I miss my hockey...
They've gone away and they're not home!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Total Votes: 5

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AFW - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Smooth write...sings like the original..5+
alvin rhides - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
John Jenkins - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
MP, on the Messageboard, Scathe is trying to start a sports parody contest. I know you don't do parody contest (at least not yet), but I can't imagine an amiright sports parody contest without your participation. Please check it out and consider entering.

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