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Song Parodies -> "Eli's Coming (For the Patriots)"

Original Song Title:

"Eli's Coming"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Eli's Coming (For the Patriots)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It's not that I've suddenly become a Giants fan. It's that a team that gets caught cheating, admits it, brags about it, and then has no punishment but a fine that amounts to chump change for an NFL owner, must pay. The whole world, outside of New England, is counting on Eli Manning and the New Yawk Foot Bawl Jints to pull off one more upset. The big New York/New England sports rivalry is about to get even more interesting.
Eli's comin'.
Eli's comin'.
(Eli's a-comin'.)
Well, you better beat the Pats
those cheating Pats.
Eli's a-comin'
and the fans say
go beat the Pats!

Eli's comin', beat the Pats, now!
Eli's comin', beat the Pats, now!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', the Giants win!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', the Giants win!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', the Giants win!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', beat the Pats now!
(Beat 'em!)
The fans say, gonna beat the Pats!
Eli's comin', Giants win!

Cheat, but you'll never get away!
No, you'll never get away from the cheatin' legacy!
I walked to Foxboro by the bay!
Everywhere I go though, Eli's a-comin'!
(Chated, but they never got away!)
Eli's a-comin'!
(Cheated, but they never got away!)
Eli's a-comin' and he's comin' to git ya!
(Cheated but... cheated but... )
Bring Pats to their knees!
(Cheated, but they never got away!)

Eli's comin'!
(Beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em!)
Boy, Eli's a-comin', the Giants win!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', the Giants win!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', the Giants win!
Boy, Eli's a-comin', beat the Pats now!
(Beat 'em!)
The fans say, gonna beat the Pats!
Eli's comin', Giants win!

Cheat, but you'll never get away!
No, you'll never get away from the cheatin' legacy!
I walked to Foxboro by the bay!
Everywhere I go though, Eli's a-comin'!
(Chated, but they never got away!)
Eli's a-comin'!
(Cheated, but they never got away!)
Eli's a-comin' and he's comin' to git ya!
(Cheated but... cheated but... )
Bring Pats to their knees!
(Cheated, but they never got away!)
Bring Pats to their knees!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lord, I said
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(Beat 'em!)
He can
(Beat 'em!)
beat 'em!
(Beat 'em!)
He'd better!
(Beat 'em!)
Somebody!
(Beat 'em!)
We got to!
(Beat 'em!)
Oh my!
(Beat 'em!)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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Max Power - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
We can all hope though it's not going to be easy since anything can happen.
Invisible Boy - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I try not to argue about sports, politics or religion. But, I have to say...this whole "Pats are cheaters" thing has become kind of old...don't you think ? Yes, The Giants are playing very well and I'm hoping for a great game. Even your parody is just one note over and over again. OK we get it ! "The whole world outside of New England" needs something to trash talk about. I just wish someone would come up with something original. After a while it makes the Pats haters look a little pathetic. "Waaaaaaa...cheat cheat never beat...I'm taking my ball and going home." BTW...Foxboro in nowhere near the water ;-)
Meriadoc - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Drat - I really wanna vote on your stuff Michael, but I just can't get into these sports themes. Can't you write about quahogs or something? ;-)
Ho-hum - February 03, 2008 - Report this comment
A waste of an obvious opportunity for a parody. Weird Al this is not. It's repetitive and worse yet, doesn't really match the cadence of the original. Just another in a long line of Patriot hate rants...boring. BTW, I'm not a Pats fan...but certainly not a Pat hater, either.
Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Ahem. I told you so.
littleCupCakes - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir for a great parody about a great quarterBack!!! Truly he is a god!!
Pink Panther - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I wrote a parody about the Giants too... but it was right after the Pats lost. I'll never forget that win. Also, I think I'm a little in love with Eli Manning after what he did to the Patriots...
lilCougaress - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Pacholek, I do agree with the PinkPanter above ^

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