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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Know "Glee""

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Know Me"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Know "Glee""

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Have the cast of "Glee" butchered any of Brother Ray's songs? I'd like to meet a girl who, like myself, doesn't know for sure.
You give your hand to me
and then you give a smile.
You turn on my TV.
We're watching for a while.
But switch from Channel 5.
'Cause you don't like that jive.
Well, you don't know "Glee."
(No, you don't know "Glee.")

No, you don't know the one
with all those silly kids.
They make old songwriters
freak out and flip their lids.
At each episode's end
we wonder where plot's been.
Well, you don't know "Glee."
(No, you don't know "Glee.")

For they never knew the art of making songs.
The remakes they should not begin to start.
Believe, stopped I. I'm not a lucky guy
to hear their "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

You give your hand to me
and tell that show goodbye.
A girl who does like it
would leave me mortified.
I'd rather see the Grinch
arguing with Jane Lynch.
Well, you don't know "Glee."

(For they never knew the art of making songs.
The remakes they should not begin to start.)
Believe, stopped I. I'm not a lucky guy
to hear their "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

You give your hand to me
and tell that show goodbye.
A girl who does like it?
"Hello, you home, McFly?"
Let's watch "NCIS."
Not that "Fox" music mess.

Well, you don't know "Glee."
(No, you don't know "Glee."
No, you don't know "Glee!")

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Old Man Ribber - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - Fine job. As a lifelong school band nerd, I'm really mystified why I've never watched even one complete episode...much less become a Gleek. ;D
AFW - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Well deserving spoof on a klutzy show
WarrenB - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Dug it. Nice lines with Jane Lynch/Grinch and Total Eclipse. In full disclosure, I like the show. It's clever, but don't watch it regularly like a lot of folks.
Arwen - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
One of my very all time favorite songs, Mister Pacholek...and you will be happy to know that I'm absolutely not a Glee watcher. That has to make up for the Rings thing, right? ; ) Loved this!
Michael Pacholek - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Absolutely it makes up for the Rings thing!

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