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Song Parodies -> "Smurf City"

Original Song Title:

"Surf City"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Smurf City"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Dedicated to everyone who wishes I'd stay off of politics and write about other things. As Michelle Branch would say, "Are you happy now?"
Blue girls for every boy!

I got a thirty-inch Magnanvox, I call it a TV!
(Smurf City, here we come!)
You know, its picture's kinda fuzzy, and in fact it's kinda cheesey!
(Smurf City, here we come!)
Well, it ain't got a cable box or DVD
but it still gets cartoons on NBC!

And I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, 'cause the blue guys won
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, gonna have some fun
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, 'cause the blue guys won
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, gonna have some fun, now

Blue girls for every boy!

They say they're always workin', singin', like those dwarves back in "Snow White"!
(Smurf City, here we come!)
They even got some silly hats, I guess they wash 'em with Woolite!
(Smurf City, here we come!)
Yeah, they gotta watch out for that Gargamel guy
but if they do what Papa Smurf says, they'll get by!

And I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, gonna have some fun
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, 'cause the blue guys won
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, gonna have some fun
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, 'cause the blue guys won, now

Blue girls for every boy!

And if my TV breaks down on me on Saturday morning
(Smurf City, here we come!)
I'll have to listen to the radio, today's music's boring!
(Smurf City, here we come!)
But when I get my new TV, I will give it a whirl
'cause she's got it goin' on, that little Smurfette girl!

And I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, 'cause the blue guys won
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, gonna have some fun
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, 'cause the blue guys won
and I'm a-goin' to Smurf City, gonna have some fun, now

Blue girls for every
Blue girls for every boy!

Yeah, I know, the phrase "got it goin' on" wasn't around when the Smurfs were first-run. Such nitpicking makes one as small as... well, a Smurf! And don't give me all ones. It's just not smurfy!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done Mike. I'm gonna go smurf the net now, cause my TVs broke and you're right, radio's out, today's music just doesn't cut it. 5 smurf berries.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, Im having a blue day myself so heres 5s.
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Your a creative and imaginative writer, when your not politicing. Great work!
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike! Blue Man Group would be so proud! 5's for you, Mister Blue.
... - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, how could I miss this one? It was great!
Meriadoc - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute one, Michael!
Claude Prez - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job; now do "Little Dead Smurfette"
Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
You're a sicko, Claude. And not in a good way. Chuckle chuckle smirk smirk.
Melhi - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
A Smurfin' good job, Michael!
David Chrenko - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Atsa Good job, Michael. You see, you make-a nice. No poke-a fun at Presidente Bush, no rude linguinis, and-a evrybody she's a happy! You gotta da right to singa da blues. 5-5-5
Tommy - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I got a '34 wagon and I call it a paddy. Smurf city here we come. It aint very cherry but it carries all the baddies, Smurf city here we come. It aint got a TV or a radio but the entertainment is live and portable. And I'm goin to Smurf city where it's blue to one...

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