-> "Jeremy Lin, Naturally"
Original Song Title:
"Alone Again, Naturally"
Parody Song Title:
"Jeremy Lin, Naturally"
In a little while from now
I'll take the next step from Yao.
I promised myself I'd treat myself
to the guy who makes fans to "Wow!"
I walk up to my seat
and this will be a treat.
It's an effort true from orange and blue.
They may just know what they're doing.
We're jumping up and down.
He's no clown, and we're woo-hooing.
The Garden crowd is getting loud
like we haven't done since Ewing.
We got 'Melo and Stoudemire.
And who's gonna take is higher?
To think that only yesterday
couldn't give Knicks tix away.
Looking forward, no
and we wouldn't go
because they stunk every day.
The shots they won't knock down.
The good teams came around
and without so much as a careful touch
broke New York's dreams into pieces
leaving me to doubt
talk about old Dave DeBusschere.
A great old Knick, but these won't stick.
They cannot take the pressure.
And in our hour of need
with him we now proceed:
It seems to me that there are more Knicks
hyped over the world
as our next hero
revealed as zero.
Will this one do?
I hope he's true.
And looking back over the Knicks
my fandom plays dirty tricks.
I remember how I swore, Bernard King's knee tore.
That's how we got the Ewing pick.
And are 38 years old
this Knick fan's tortured soul
cannot understand why in life are hand
the Knicks haven't won a title.
In the NBA
can we just get to the Finals?
For if we truly get that far
we just may feel so vital.
And if we to all the way
I'll sing his name all day:
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