Song Parodies -> Deficient Blinds

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

  
Parody Song Title:

"Deficient Blinds"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

A sequel of sorts to the classic "Indiscreet Where You Live."
I'm caught by the cops.
I won't walk off.
Because I love you too much, baby.

Whoa, what I see.
What you're doing to me.
These binoculars just did not pay.

We can't go on together
with deficient blinds.
(Deficient blinds!)
I tried to build some dreams
on deficient blinds.

So when a neighbor we know
called cops to say, "Hey, whoa!"
well, you'll still see suspicion in my eyes.

Here I go again.
Watch your clothes descend.
You can't see the tears I feel I'm crying.
(Tears I'm crying!)

We can't go on together
with deficient blinds!
(Deficient blinds!)
I tried to build some dreams
on deficient blinds!

I'm off to Precinct 5!
With lots of criminal guys!
You knew how to
please my eyes!
No, honey, you know I cannot
lie to you!
Mm-hm!
Yeah, yeah!

I'm caught by the cops.
I won't walk off.
Because I love you too much, baby.

Whoa, what I see.
What you're doing to me.
These binoculars just did not pay.

Oh, don't you know...
I'm caught by the cops.
I won't walk off.
Because I love you too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
I'm caught by the cops.
I won't walk off.
Because I love you too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
I'm caught by the cops.
I won't walk off.
Because I love you too much, baby.

(repeat 'til fade)
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alvin - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
i'm glad i dropped by to take a peek
John Barry - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditty gits 5s.
littleCupCakes - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
sir Michael, very clever title swtich: Love the deficiency in your/her draperies!
Stan Hall - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Slippin 5s between the slats. :-)

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