-> "Did Mitt Romney Ever Make Up His Mind?"
Original Song Title:
"Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Did Mitt Romney Ever Make Up His Mind?"
The Lyrics
Did Mitt Romney ever make up his mind?
To pick a new policy, leave others behind?
It's quite often sleazy, and not often kind.
Did Mitt Romney ever make up his mind?
Did he ever go and re-re-decide?
No longer lib, re-join conservative side?
There's so many changes that he'd like to hide.
Did he ever go and re-re-decide?
Sometimes he thinks he can reform the payment of health care.
But then he likes the tax breaks, to send 'em to wealth there.
And just when you think he's pro-choice in this world
he'd make a criminal out of a 15-year-old girl.
And then you know he'd better make up his mind.
His flip-flopping's making him so dizzy, he's blind.
It's quite often sleazy, and not often kind.
Did Mitt Romney ever make up his mind?
(instrumental break)
Sometimes he regrets saying something the moment he's saying.
Like, "Maybe we should double Guantanamo Baying."
And just like his father, we won't treat him kind.
We'll say, "Better go home, son, and make up your mind!"
Then you bet he'd better re-re-decide.
No longer conservative, re-join liberal side.
There's so many changes that he'd like to hide.
Did he ever go and re-re-decide?
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