(instrumental opening)

(Santa looks at Jimmy's record)
PlayStation, you want this?
Well, I list ya.
Naughty boy, well, you will missed
since I list ya.
Never had good deeds in mind.
Wow, you're bad all the time.
On the old game you'll subsist
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.

(Santa looks at Mary's record)
Things have really changed
since I list ya.
Didn't like the last year's shame
when I list ya.
Mmmm, you're doing lots of good things.
Now, you're sweet as chocolate pudding.
You're gonna get that swing
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.

You didn't realize you should believe in me.
And I didn't realize how good you could be.

Mmmm, you left me milk and cookies.
You know better than a rookie.
You wanna get it right
since I list ya.
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.

You don't realize you shouldn't be naughty.
Or you'll get a big gift from the coal industry.

Mmmm, from Nice List I'll scrub ya
if you behave like Dubya.
Please, won't you get it right
when I list ya?
Uh-huh.
I list ya.
Whoa yeah.
I list ya!
Uh-huh!
I list ya!
Whoa yeah!