Song Parodies -> Hooked On the Stealing
| Original Song Title: | "Hooked On a Feeling" |
| Original Performer: | B.J. Thomas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hooked On the Stealing" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Answer to "Stealing Stuff at Sears."
I got stuff I'm stealing
deep inside my coat.
Girl, I didn't realize
that's all they wrote.
When they hold me
in the precinct house
they let me know
that I'm such a louse.
I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!
Lift those bars of candy.
That VCR looks fine.
Cameras catch me and that's why
I'm gonna weep and whine!
Yes, I'm a crime-wave ryder
but I don't need a cure.
I'll just call Winona
and hire her lawyer.
All the good stuff
that I tried to sneak
stackin' up, girl
yeah, I'm such a freak.
I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!
(instrumental break)
All the good stuff
that I tried to sneak
stackin' up, girl
yeah, I'm such a freak.
I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!
deep inside my coat.
Girl, I didn't realize
that's all they wrote.
When they hold me
in the precinct house
they let me know
that I'm such a louse.
I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!
Lift those bars of candy.
That VCR looks fine.
Cameras catch me and that's why
I'm gonna weep and whine!
Yes, I'm a crime-wave ryder
but I don't need a cure.
I'll just call Winona
and hire her lawyer.
All the good stuff
that I tried to sneak
stackin' up, girl
yeah, I'm such a freak.
I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!
(instrumental break)
All the good stuff
that I tried to sneak
stackin' up, girl
yeah, I'm such a freak.
I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!
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yes, i'm giving you 5s...no, you don't have to steal them
Good one. . .especially liked the "Winona" verse. 5s
Michael, I cased this one out and I'm taking three "5's" out of my voting wallet. I'll give you a receipt for them if you need it...fine job...
Aww, why didn't you use the verb " gank " ?
This gave me a LIFT. Fives
LOL! I love this...=)
The Winona verse is truly inspired. I'd forgotten about her ganking escapade way back when. Here's 3 five finger discount votes for a job well done.
Sorry about "stealing" your title but the theme of the parody is stealing. This will make better sense after the next round of amiright parodies is published.
Sorry about "stealing" your title but the theme of the parody is stealing. This will make better sense after the next round of amiright parodies is published.
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