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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On the Stealing"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On a Feeling"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On the Stealing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Answer to "Stealing Stuff at Sears."
I got stuff I'm stealing
deep inside my coat.
Girl, I didn't realize
that's all they wrote.

When they hold me
in the precinct house
they let me know
that I'm such a louse.

I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!

Lift those bars of candy.
That VCR looks fine.
Cameras catch me and that's why
I'm gonna weep and whine!

Yes, I'm a crime-wave ryder
but I don't need a cure.
I'll just call Winona
and hire her lawyer.

All the good stuff
that I tried to sneak
stackin' up, girl
yeah, I'm such a freak.

I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!

(instrumental break)

All the good stuff
that I tried to sneak
stackin' up, girl
yeah, I'm such a freak.

I...
I'm hooked on the stealing.
Arrested and reeling.
Check these mug shots of me!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, i'm giving you 5s...no, you don't have to steal them
John Barry - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one. . .especially liked the "Winona" verse. 5s
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, I cased this one out and I'm taking three "5's" out of my voting wallet. I'll give you a receipt for them if you need it...fine job...
Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Aww, why didn't you use the verb " gank " ?
Rick C - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This gave me a LIFT. Fives
Arwen - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I love this...=)
Guy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
The Winona verse is truly inspired. I'd forgotten about her ganking escapade way back when. Here's 3 five finger discount votes for a job well done.

Sorry about "stealing" your title but the theme of the parody is stealing. This will make better sense after the next round of amiright parodies is published.

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