Song Parodies -> Help Me Make It Through the Flight
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through the Night" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through the Flight" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
See the gray streaks in my hair.
So afraid the plane will fall.
See the sweat upon my skin.
Feel like climbing on the wall.
Sitting in the aisle seat.
Airline food I cannot bite.
All I'm taking is a crap.
Help me make it through the flight.
I can tell that it's so wrong
Turbulence here on the plane.
Let the Devil take commercial.
Next time I will take the train!
Business trip has come and gone.
And vacation's out of sight.
And I'm shaking in my bones.
Help me make it through the flight.
Sorry that I whine and moan.
Help me make it through the flight.
So afraid the plane will fall.
See the sweat upon my skin.
Feel like climbing on the wall.
Sitting in the aisle seat.
Airline food I cannot bite.
All I'm taking is a crap.
Help me make it through the flight.
I can tell that it's so wrong
Turbulence here on the plane.
Let the Devil take commercial.
Next time I will take the train!
Business trip has come and gone.
And vacation's out of sight.
And I'm shaking in my bones.
Help me make it through the flight.
Sorry that I whine and moan.
Help me make it through the flight.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Nice work on this one.
Uh, Adam, you'll notice that FDR said that well BEFORE he became the first President to fly in a plane while in office!
Rest in peace, Jewel "Sammi" Smith. The singer who took the original of this song to Number 1 on the country charts in 1971 died on February 12 at the age of 63. Also dying today: John Raitt, Broadway legend and father of guitarist Bonnie Raitt, and Sandra Dee, 1950s-60s film star and ex-wife of the legendary Bobby Darin.
almost could have been written by Mrs JFK-Junior Kennedy, MP - KK wrote a lot of songs for only a sprinkling of hits, altho Bobby McGee is a real classic - 555
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