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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Make It Through the Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through the Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through the Flight"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

See the gray streaks in my hair.
So afraid the plane will fall.
See the sweat upon my skin.
Feel like climbing on the wall.

Sitting in the aisle seat.
Airline food I cannot bite.
All I'm taking is a crap.
Help me make it through the flight.

I can tell that it's so wrong
Turbulence here on the plane.
Let the Devil take commercial.
Next time I will take the train!

Business trip has come and gone.
And vacation's out of sight.
And I'm shaking in my bones.
Help me make it through the flight.
Sorry that I whine and moan.
Help me make it through the flight.

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Adam Zen B - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Wild Man - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work on this one.
Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh, Adam, you'll notice that FDR said that well BEFORE he became the first President to fly in a plane while in office!
Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Rest in peace, Jewel "Sammi" Smith. The singer who took the original of this song to Number 1 on the country charts in 1971 died on February 12 at the age of 63. Also dying today: John Raitt, Broadway legend and father of guitarist Bonnie Raitt, and Sandra Dee, 1950s-60s film star and ex-wife of the legendary Bobby Darin.
Stuart McArthur - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
almost could have been written by Mrs JFK-Junior Kennedy, MP - KK wrote a lot of songs for only a sprinkling of hits, altho Bobby McGee is a real classic - 555

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