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Song Parodies -> "Secret Plagiarist"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Plagiarist"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Hard to believe I haven't done "Secret Agent Man" yet. Do I expect you to talk? No, Mister Bond, I expect you to LAUGH!
There's a man who leads the life of author.
But everything he writes, I find a bother.
With every word he wrote
a tightness in my throat.
Odds are he'll be in trouble tomorrow.

Secret plagiarist!
Secret plagiarist!
You've written up a novel
but we see where you got the gist!

Beware of plots familiar that you find.
His plots, they were the product of Twain's mind!
Aw, be careful what he writes
clipped from "Arabian Nights."

Odds are he'll be in trouble tomorrow.

Secret plagiarist!
Secret plagiarist!
You've written up a novel
but we see where you got the gist!

(guitar break)

Secret plagiarist!
Secret plagiarist!
You've written up a novel
but we see where you got the gist!

Signing in the Barnes & Noble one day
and then testifying in the courtroom next day!
Aw, no, you typed the wrong words in
ripped off from "Gunga Din"!
Odds are you'll be in trouble tomorrow.

Secret plagiarist!
Secret plagiarist!
You've written up a novel
but we see where you got the gist!

Secret plagiarist!

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Arwen - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I'd flip if anyone tried to rip off Huck Finn!
Paul Robinson - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, it's obvious you didn't steal this from anyone, Michael...5's ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Got the humor here Michael. 555.
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i DID laugh...5s
MasonR - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Now this was original!
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Plagiarizing yourself again, Pacholek?

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