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Song Parodies -> "Liver Might Die"

Original Song Title:

"Live and Let Die"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Liver Might Die"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is not a George W. Bash... then again, he SAID he quit drinking in 1986, but we all now know (and most of us are now willing to admit) he's the biggest liar in the White House since Nixon (who also tended to imbibe, especially as Watergate closed in on him). So maybe the reason he goes to Crawford, Texas every August is to dry out.
When you were young
and had to have an open mouth
you used to say
"Drink and let drink."
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.)
But in this ever-spinning world
you find yourself in
so much pain you could cry.

Your liver might die!
(Retch, retch)
Liver might die!
(Retch, retch)
Liver might die!
(Retch, retch)
Liver might die!
(Retch, retch)

(instrumental break)

Why are your hands a-quakin'?
Martini, not stirred but shaken.
Dude, your breath do smell.
And pretty soon you're gonna feel like hell!

(instrumental break)

You used to say
"Drink and let drink."
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.)
But in this ever-spinning world
you find yourself in
so much pain you could cry.

Your liver might die!
(Retch, retch)
Liver might die!
(Retch, retch)
Liver might die!
(Retch, retch)
Liver might die!
(Retch, retch)

(instrumental close)

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Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Very grotesque, but nevertheless, an effective parody of the OS.
alvin rhodes - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i was shaken AND stirred...5s
Larry Hensley - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody
Troy - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahahaha great stuff mate! Our former Aussie Prime Minister Bob Hawke (1983-1991) use to be a champion beer drinker and won a beer sculling contest back in 1952 http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/Page1.htm , so Bushy isn't the only politician that is on the piss. All 5s!
LucidLupin LeeBee - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody 5's .. and I understand GWB has Graves Disease......... (?)
Kat - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Darn right!!
Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Troy: Thanks, old chap. The difference, of course, is that Hawke was a leader who knew what he was doing. Also, in America, a head of government who drinks too much is considered a liability (Franklin Pierce, Ulysses S. Grant, Richard Nixon), while in Australia, it's considered a prerequisite. Maybe Georgie's ol' pal John Howard should lighten up and take a draft... excuse me, a draught... of Foster's.
Tim Hall - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Accurate!

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