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Song Parodies -> "I'd Do Anything For Bush (But I Won't Do That)"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Do Anything For Bush (But I Won't Do That)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

My last parody before the Election. May God bless America... by giving us John Kerry as our next President!
Oh, I would do anything for Bush
'cause I'm a soldier in Iraq!
Oh, I would do anything for Bush
even if it means I don't come back!
But I'll never vote for that guy to re-elect him
for four... more years!
And I would do anything for Bush
but I won't do that!
No, I won't do that!

Some guys, they go home broken.
Some guys, they go home nuts.
Some don't go home at all
and this is the war that never ends!
Some nights you're breathing easy
and some nights you choke on fumes.
Some nights you wonder
just what the hell you're fighting for!
Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true.
Please help me, John Kerry!
No one else can save me now but you!

As long as my stomach's turning
as long as our boys are burning
our dreams aren't coming true!
And Bush don't believe it!

And I would do anything for Bush
even though he's dumb and that's no act!
I would do anything for Bush
and follow orders, that's a fact!
But I'll never forgive him for the harm he's caused
these four... long years!
And I would do anything for Bush
oh, I would do anything for Bush
yes, I would do anything for Bush
but I won't do that!

I would do anything for Bush
though he kicks our troops in the tush
but I just won't do that!

Some days I pray for silence.
Some days I pray for peace.
Some days I just pray to my God
that Bush will get his White House release!
Some nights I lose some feeling
in fingers I can't control!
Some nights I just lose my lunch
when I think about the dead and wounded toll!
Maybe I'm lonely, my wife and kids I won't get to see!
There's just one and only
the one and only promise I can keep!

As long as that Bush is spinning
the big lie that we are winning
as long as his words are just not true
and we can't believe him...

Oh, I would do anything for Bush
so I don't end up in stockade's rack!
Oh, I would do anything for Bush
though on troops like me he's turned his back!
And I'll never forget the benefits he cut down
for the vets... back home!
Oh, I would do anything for Bush
oh, I would do anything for Bush
oh, I would do anything for Bush
but I won't do that!

I would do anything for Bush
though he kicks our land in the tush
but I just won't do that!

I'll never cast my ballot absentee for that guy
no way, no how!
I would do anything for Bush
but I won't do that!
No I won't do that!

Bush: Will you stand up straight and shoot Iraqis down?
Will you blow them right out of that godforsaken town?
Will you say Saddam really was a threat?

Soldier: I can do that! I can do that!

Bush: Will you hold me sacred and salute me tonight?
Will you say there ain't no gray, that life is all black-and-white?
Will you stand alongside Swift Boat Vets?

Soldier: I can do that! I can do that!

Bush: Will you build a country with your own two hands?
Will you follow every one of Halliburton's commands?
Can you give me something to claim back home?

Soldier: I can do that! I can do that!

Bush: Will you take as truth every fantasy I got?
Will you forget about bin Laden 'cause Iraq's the spot?
Will you go to places I've never known?

Soldier: I can do that! I can do that!

Bush: After a while, I'll forget everything
and listen to Lee Greenwood's patriotic tune sing!
But you'll stay there and you won't move on!

Soldier: I can do that! I can do that!

Bush: I know the territory, I'm President!
I'm the guy who gets your vote on ballot absent!
And that's an order for you, do it, Lieutenant!

Soldier: I won't do that!
No I won't do..
Anything for Bush
but I won't do that!


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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 13

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Hell On High Heels - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5's across the board...
Olvan The Terrible - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well-paced, topical, and a great OS. All the makings of an Amiright classic.
Serafina - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original very well, but it was good. I voted 5-5-5.
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess this soldier is one more whose funeral Bush will not be attending.

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