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Song Parodies -> "My Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"My Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The fat man with the white jumpsuit, borrowed by the fat man with the red fur suit. (Yes, I know, Sinatra did it first. Who acted more like Santa Claus with giving gifts, Frank or Elvis?)
And now, the end is near
and so I face the final loading.
My ride, it's hard to steer.
My head feels like it's soon exploding.
I load my cargo full
as I fly right over each highway.
And how do I do this?
I'm flying my sleigh.

Regrets, I've had a few.
There was the time I led with Blitzen.
That sounds real dumb to you
but Rudolph's nose was on the fritzin'.
I planned circumference course.
Won't hit no planes, out of their fly-way.
And how do I do this?
I'm flying my sleigh.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
cookies and milk, too much I'd chew.
But through it all, without a doubt
I still jump up, chimney I'm out.
Get back in seat
mission complete
while flying my sleigh!

I've loved my Mrs. Claus
and all those kids, sort-of adopting.
And now, since I can pause...
Oh, shoot, I stepped in reindeer dropping!
To think, I did all that
even for kids who're saying, "Oy vey!"
And how did I do this?
By flying my sleigh!

So on Christmas morn
what have you got?
If you were good
then coal you have not!
I know the way you truly feel.
And every child gets a fair deal!
The record shows, to sky I rose
from flying my sleigh!

The record shows, to sky I rose

from flying
my...
sleigh!
Whoo! Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 'Til we meet you next year, merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.

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Susanna Viljanen - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Mike Papa, you're cleared on runway 555.
TJC - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
High Flyin' Fives!
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
santa in a pensive mood...ya gotta love it...5s
John Barry - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You'll get Frank-incense for Christmas.
ProudAmerican - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
111 for being a LIEberal pedophile.
Yoidy - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! This was absolutely wonderful! 555
Chris Pollman - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Again, Michael - good job. Proud American, you're just laughable, you know? Nobody takes you seriously, and your neo-nazi views are getting you nowhere.
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Whatsa matter, P.A., did George McGovern drop you on your head when you were a little boy?
AFW - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This really sleighed me
Mr 1s - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes agree with Mr Macholek. Proudamerican, you are such a prick.
Macho-lek? - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Never seen my name misspelled THAT way before. I cringe at the thought of a certain Village People parody coming up... Anyway, thanks, Mr. Ones. (Or would that also be considered a misspelling?)

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