On Tuesday nights, at 9, that's right
I watched a chick who was really out of sight!
The show is set in a future time
that's ridiculous, it sure is not sublime!
A secret government program is shaped
to create supermen, but she escaped!
Enhanced genetics, she cleans clocks!
And like the network she's on, this girl is such a fox!

Dark Angel laughed and danced
and beat the bad guys one by one!
Danced through her martial arts
until the threat is gone!
Dark Angel looks like magic!
She's a ten, no, she's a twelve!
Don't think that you can have her all to yourself!

Some bad guys struck, an EMP
electro-magnetic pulse, bad thing to see.
It fried computers in 2009
A Depression set in. Ten years later, we still whine.
Max is a girl that, secretly, who
has powers to fight, to justice she is true!
She's got guys who help her in this race:
Original Cindy, and Eyes Only, you can't see his face!

Dark Angel laughed and danced
and beat the bad guys one by one!
Danced through her martial arts
until the threat is gone!
Dark Angel looks like magic!
She's a ten, no, she's a twelve!
Don't think that you can have her all to yourself!

Well, I went home and turned on my TV
to check out that girl who was so hot to me.
And then I remembered the network's tune.
How could they have cancelled a show still in bloom?
So I went out to see Jessica's flick.
A film called "Honey," and she's still a major chick!
Now she'll be in "The Fantastic Four!"
But "Dark Angel" will never be on television no more!

Dark Angel laughed and danced
and beat the bad guys one by one!
Danced through her martial arts
until the threat is gone!
Dark Angel looks like magic!
She's a ten, no, she's a twelve!
Don't think that you can have her all to yourself!