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Song Parodies -> "Vain Slobs Keep Pourin' On Their Head"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Vain Slobs Keep Pourin' On Their Head"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

As "Tooth Bitin' Decay" and "Vicodin" have shown, my teeth are a problem. And I've got arthritis. I wish Art Hritis was a lost art. But at 34, I've still got all my original hair, and color thereof.
Vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
the rogaine and grecian formula, looks like they've bled
color doesn't fit
those vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
they keep pourin'

so then they get into the booth that's like the sun
and they fall asleep in there, until they're burned, they're done
heatin' up the slob
those vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
they keep pourin'

but there's one thing I know
toupee just won't complete me
too discreetly
it won't be long 'til clumisness steps up to greet thee

Vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
but that doesn't mean they'll get a girl into their bed
cryin' they will be
those vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
they keep pourin'
that stuff ain't free
won't get money from me.

(instrumental bridge)

It won't be long 'til clumisness steps up to greet thee.

Vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
but that doesn't mean they'll get a girl into their bed
cryin' they will be
those vain slobs keep pourin' on their head
they keep pourin'
that stuff ain't free
won't get money from... me.

(instrumental fadeout)



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Pacing: 3.0
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Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess for a wig there'll be hell toupée... or something like that ;-)
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hair they be: 5s. Nice job, Michael!
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I had (juvenil) arthritis of an intermittent kind between age 9-27 approx. Totally cured (have run the half marathon) since 10 years by something called Reumacon. You might wanna try it. Not among the common drugs list though. At least not here in Sweden.
Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P - You make me feel young again! At 54 all my teeth are falling out like Jeff Goldblum's in "The Fly"(I didn't think they were serious when they told me I only had to floss the teeth I wanted to keep), but I've still got just about all my hair. Ache-y only sometimes. Good parody, hope you find something to help that arthritis,
John Jenkins - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. But, Michael, when did you join the lower case brigade? I thought you were one of the last defenders of capitalizing proper nouns and first words of verses.
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
yay...another member of the lower case brigade....this is a great parody...i should show my boss...he's doing rogaine.....5s
Michael Pacholek - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this one would be good, but "Polls Drop, Keep Fillin' Bush With Dread" tops it by plenty. If only Lord Tong allowed comments.

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