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Song Parodies -> "George Constanza"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"George Constanza"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Phoebe from "Friends" (Lisa Kudrow) thought it was "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." Since we're already on Thursday night on NBC, I present my first "Seinfeld" parody.
Velvet baby, kinda shady, workin' for the Yanks.
Glassy eyes, wise-guy smile, a balding loser man.
Watchin' for ya, you know I saw ya save whales in the sand.
But you're so wired, soon get fired, George Costanza will get canned.

He's so cheap, can't be beat, parsimonious, a clod.
Turning back, Jerry laughs.
Material he now has had.
Funny man, he makes his stand
at the Improvisation.
Elaine looks on, having fun.
She thinks that George is just a bum.

But oh how it feels so real
lying there with truth not near
only George, and we can't hear him
when I say loudly, loudly

Hold your horses, George Costanza!
Count the untruths in your lie-way!
Raining down in sheets of bull----!
Call your friend Art Vandelay!

Velvet baby, kinda shady, workin' for the Yanks.
Glassy eyes, wise-guy smile, a balding loser man.
Watchin' for ya, you know I saw ya save whales in the sand.
But you're so wired, soon get fired, George Costanza will get canned.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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David Chrenko - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You get 5's just for putting George Costanza in a song parody. You'd have gotten 6's if you woulda rhymed his name.
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Anybody wanna try "My Sharona"..."I Can't-stand-ya"?
Leah Lockhart - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! Can you write one about Kramer too?
AussieBullDog - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Michael. Rhymes for Costanza: Danza (as mentioned already), Bonanza... little help?
Leah Lockhart - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Aussie, are you trying to write another stanza? ;-)
Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You win the Marble Rye !
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL... Art Vandelay That's priceless! This is one of your best! =)
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah - it's a rhyming extravaganza! ;)
anny - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
hehe!

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