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Song Parodies -> "NCIS Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"NCIS Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Leroy Jethro Gibbs' Rule Number 49: If you're going to write a parody about NCIS, it better be damn good, or I'll smack you upside the head.
Is this a drama?
Or is it comedy?
Here on Tuesday night.
No escape from hilarity.
Open your eyes.
Look up to these guys and see...

He's just a dead guy.
He needs some justice, see.

Marine was easy come, easy go.
Find the guy who laid him low.

Any way the wind blows
you know it might matter, McGee.

McGee.

(Gibbs)
Tony?
What killed the man?

(DiNozzo)
Put a gun against his head.
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
Ziva?
Have you found the gun?

(Ziva)
Don't fantasize here on this case today.

(DiNozzo)
Ziva... oo-woo-woo...

(Gibbs smacks DiNozzo upside the head)
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if I gotta come back again tomorrow
it'll hurt, it'll hurt
and your skull will think it's shattered.

(Ducky)
Too late, his time had come.
See, bullet nicked his spine
so he didn't have much time.
Goodbye, Navy seaman.
You've got to go.
But we're going to find the necessary truth.

(DiNozzo)
Ziva... oo-woo-woo...

(Ziva)
Working with this guy blows...

(Ducky)
In vain this man has died.

(Gibbs)
Someone'll wish he'd never been born at all.

(instrumental break)

(McGee)
I found the financial records of a man.

(Ziva)
Stolen loot? Stolen loot?

(DiNozzo)
That's why his gun went bango?

(Abby)
Mighty Smith & Wesson.
Very deadly weapon, yeesh!

(Ziva)
What's the motive?
(Gibbs)
What's the motive?
(Ziva)
What's the motive?
(Gibbs)
What's the motive?
(Ziva)
What's the motive?
Was it money? Was it love?
(Cast)
Oh, oh, oh, oh...

(McGee)
I'm just a probie, nobody loves me.

(Cast)
He's just a probie, from a poor family!
Abby will try, in a coffin will they sleep!

(Gibbs)
Coffee cup, where'd it go?
Tell me, DiNozzo?

(Tony)
Wasn't me!

(Cast)
No, it wasn't DiNozzo!

(Ziva)
DiNozzo!

(Tony)
Wasn't me!

(Cast)
No, it wasn't DiNozzo!

(Ziva)
DiNozzo!

(Tony)
Wasn't me!

(Cast)
No, it wasn't DiNozzo!

(Ziva)
DiNozzo!

(Cast)
No, it wasn't DiNozzo!

(Ziva)
DiNozzo!

(Cast)
No, it wasn't DiNozzo!

(Ziva)
DiNozzo!

(DiNozzo)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, mama, Ziva! Mama, Ziva!

(Ziva)
That's Gibbs' coffee, let it go!

(Gibbs)
Beelzebub's not as protective of his drink as me.
As me.
As me!

(Abby cranks up the sound system and they all bang their heads)

(Gibbs)
So you think you've discovered who had killed that guy?
So you think you now know who had left him to die?
Oh, Tony!
Need McGee and Ziva, you too, Tony!
Just gotta get out!
Just gotta arrest him there!

(instrumental break)

Ooooooooh...
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah...

(Abby)
Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters...

See something that you like, McGee?

(Gibbs)
Gotta smack DiNozzo...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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 4   1
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John Barry - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Masterfully crafted!
Christie Marie M - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, I love NCIS! But I only saw this episode titled "Bikini Wax". The characters are a real riot! In this episode, it's funny when McGee stupidly got himself through a car wash due to lack of anticipation of chasing the suspect. Tony may be kind of obnoxious, but I still like him anyways. Great job and 5s!
Lee - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Great show (I love Abby), great OS, and great parody! All 5's.
Dan Creeden - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job. All we need now is a music video to go with it. 555
AFW - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
I never watched the show, so I can't tell if this is based on an actual script, or created in the same vein...either way, very entertaining..
LPG-Unit - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Never seen NCIS yet, but your parody is quite epic!
The CrazyCam - May 21, 2010 - Report this comment
??? What is with the troll spamming 1s on some of the songs? Back under the bridge with you! But hey, if cavemen can become lawyers, why not have trolls as film critics? (Don't get any ideas for songs, I've patented my idea.) Bohemian Rhapsody parody, how original! Sarcasm, how original! Okay, so let's start with the humor. I'm not too knowledgeable about the show 'NCIS', but I guess as a tribute, it's pretty damn good. So no head smacks. But as a parody, which in my book, I prefer real humor, this song doesn't have much. Another song that just straight out copies from the original. It would work as a music video, perhaps, but not as a song on its own at all. And since I'm sick of Bohemian Rhapsody so very much being parodied, time for a 1. As for pacing...well, copying exact lyrics does seem to boost up pacing, but other than that, you did a pretty good job. I'll put a 4 for pacing, and a 3 for the song overall. The overall scores for tributes are, most of the time, not based on what I give the pacing and humor alone. AIR, I recommend a creativity scale.
Old Man Ribber - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't know much about the series, but this parody has real "Harmon-y". I won't "Duck" giving you 5s. ;D
Jonathan S. - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
As a big fan of the show, I was totally blown away by this.
The pacing is virtually flawless, the lyrics are hysterical (the very last one in particular), and the image of the cast members singing this is also incredibly funny!
555, but I'd give a 6 for the humor if I could.

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