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Song Parodies -> "Wit Da Shrub"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Wit Da Shrub"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I've never parodied a rap song before, so bear with me. This could be very bad, or I could nail it completely. Probably be closer to the former. This is dedicated to my grandmother, who not only is defiantly NOT wit da Shrub, but also grew up in South Jamaica, the same Queens, NYC neighborhood as Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. Of course, it was all-white then. Being old enough to remember FDR, she has strong standards for Presidents, but she'll tell you that's no excuse for da Shrub. And I had to explain to her why it was so wrong for Eminem to get an Oscar. Now she understands. Beyond the Valencia, boom boxes on wheels scream down Sutphin Boulevard...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Rummy, it's your birthday!
We gon' party like it's yo birthday!
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday!
And you know we don't give a f--- Dubya's a drunk!

You can find me wit da Shrub, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the coke if you into taking drugs
I'm into making war, I ain't into making love
So come give me a heil if you into getting rubbed

You can find me wit da Shrub, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the coke if you into taking drugs
I'm into making war, I ain't into making love
So come give me a heil if you into getting rubbed

When I pull out up front, you see Ari on dubs
When I roll 20 questions, 20 guys wit da Shrub
Rednecks heard I f--- wit DeLay, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Mussolin, and Ann Coulter wanna f---
But Rummy ain't nothing change hold down, Bush up
I see Tim Russert wit da Shrub, that sucka roll that feed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Republicans got lust but unlike Clinton I'm limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "Rushie you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love Newt
But holla in New York them suckas tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the lib'rals in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, your money on my mind

I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now Rummy said he feeding my style, he feeding my flow
Da Dow Jones wanna get buy and they ready to go

You can find me wit da Shrub, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the coke if you into taking drugs
I'm into making war, I ain't into making love
So come give me a heil if you into getting rubbed

You can find me wit da Shrub, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the coke if you into taking drugs
I'm into making war, I ain't into making love
So come give me a heil if you into getting rubbed

My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my cigars
Look sucka I done came up and I ain't change.

And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Sucka you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot-ass lib'ral trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin wit da Shrub it's on
I wink my eye at Streisand, if she smiles she gone
If city's on fire, let the inner city burn
If you talking bout money honey, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what banks told me cause go 'head switch 401K
If the lib'rals hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know we da GOP!

You can find me wit da Shrub, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the coke if you into taking drugs
I'm into making war, I ain't into making love
So come give me a heil if you into getting rubbed

You can find me wit da Shrub, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the coke if you into taking drugs
I'm into making war, I ain't into making love
So come give me a heil if you into getting rubbed

[Talking]
[Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either sucka
Wit da Shrub all the time sucka, its about to pop off sucka
G-Unit
Go ahead, hit me wit da comments. Let's turn it on, let's get it on. (Gulp.)

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 19

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Tone-Def - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
It seems to me the words are a bit too close to the original - i have a feeling you didn't spend enough time on it to do a very good job. I'm trying to do a parody of this song now and even though it doesn't have a rhyme scheme like Eminem it's still a tough song to parody. With more practice, I think you'll get better at rap songs just like you've gotten a lot better with non-rap songs.
Snoop - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you heard In Da Pub, that is a brilliant parody of this song. Its being played on Radio 1 even.
MQI (?) - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
If you had just given a title and no lyrics it would have been all 5's. I mean: Wit Da Shrub HAhahaAHAHaha! I was thinking of doing With The Shrub, but you did it first so I won't.
Mikey Boy - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Rap ain't your think Mike. Stick with being mean to people and leaving them bad comments even if the song is good because you are the meanest guy on teh site.
Frankie - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok... thats too damn funny... the Shrub? Oh man... lmfao!

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