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Song Parodies -> "My Ice, I Floored You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Adored You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"My Ice, I Floored You"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Narrated by Captain Scott Stevens of the 1995, 2000 and 2003 Stanley Cup Champion New Jersey Devils. As the dairy farmer would say, I'm gonna milk that for all it's worth!
My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.

Carried the puck up ice
playin' make-believe that you're Wayne Gretzky.
That's so fifth-grade, I was sick, couldn't let it be.
Walkin' you'll be someday
but for the moment you're gonna pay
'cause I flew into that sucker, you
and knocked you all sideways.

My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.

All those New York City lights
and Toronto has the Hall of Fame.
You work your fingers to the bone
and make yourself a name.
Funny how you seem to find
come to New Jersey and you're in a bind.
You get a Stevens diss, and I won't miss.
You're knocked on your behind.

My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.

(My ice, I floored you) All your life you will remember
(though I never laid a hand on you.) I came and tenderized
(My ice, I floored you.) you way back when.
(From a million miles away) Whoa, baby
(I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.) Bone deep, you will regret
(Too close) you know you'll never forget I kicked your rear end.
(and now you're seeing stars.)

My ice, I floored you
though I never laid a hand on you.
My ice, I floored you.
From a million miles away
I brought my shoulder up and I just floored you.
Too close, and now you're seeing stars.
(repeat 'til fade)
"Don't mess with the Devils, buddy! We're Number 1! We beat anybody! We're the Devils! The Devils! Haghhhh!" -- David Puddy (Patrick Warburton), "Seinfeld," 1995

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Melhi - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, I've seen it, now. :)

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