I'm Duke but I'm Carolina.
I'm Georgia but I'm Georgia Tech.
I'm Terps but I'm Cavaliers, yeah.

I'm Michigan but I'm Ohio State.
I'm Indiana but I'm Purdue.
I'm Iowa but I'm Minnesota, baby.

And what it all comes down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's in a staff meeting.

I'm Rutgers but I'm Syracuse.
I'm Pitt but I'm Penn State.
I'm St. John's but I'm Georgetown, yeah.

I'm UConn but I'm UMass.
I'm Yale but I'm Harvard.
I'm Penn but I'm Princeton, baby.

And what it all comes down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's in a teleconference.

And what it all comes down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's fixing the copier.

I'm Kentucky but I'm Louisville.
I'm Tennessee but I'm Vanderbilt.
I'm Florida but I'm Florida State, yeah.

I'm USC but UCLA.
I'm Cal but I'm Stanford.
I'm U-Dub but I'm Wazzu, baby.

And what it all boils down to
is that it's March Madness time.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand is fixing my resume.

And what it all comes down to, my friend
is the boss fired me for this stuff.
'Cause I've got one hand in my brackets
and the other hand's on the unemployment line!