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Song Parodies -> "Just Like George Dumb's Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Just Like George Dumb's Blues"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The original is often known by its opening line, "When You're Lost In the Rain In Juarez."
When you're lost in the flood in New Orleans
disaster times two
and depravity fails, and Nagin's deputies
just can't pull through
don't expect any help from
the guy on Pennsylvania Avenue:
They got right-wing agenda there
and they really make a mess out of you!

Now, if you see Saint Georgie
please tell him, "Thanks a lot!"
I will not move, my finger
is pointed at that sot!
And back in November 2004
I gave freedom my best shot
but my best freind John Kerry
too bad he gave me the best that he's got!

Many blunders, the peasants want
to give Bush the broom.
He speaks bad English as he
invites you down into your doom.
And you're so kind, so gentle
not to suggest impeachment too soon.
Then he steals your vote
and leaves you out of luck, that goon!

Up there on Capitol Hill
they take both fortune and fame.
Get 'em at expense of one another
although they really don't, that's what they claim.
And if you're looking to get lucky
you'd better go back to from where you came
'cause the G.O.P. don't like you
and man, they don't got no shame!

Bush abused his authorities
for which he sure likes to boast.
How he blackmailed the sergeants
and the privates at their post
in Afghanistan to Iraq
home of the guy Bush hates the most
and the soldier leaves a hero
and returns to America a ghost!

Bush started off on Lone Star beer
but soon he hit the harder stuff.
Dad's friends all said they'd stand behind him
if the game got rough.
And the joke is still on us.
There's no one to call Bush on his fluff!
The cash he promised New York City
turned out not to be enough!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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 5   9

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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
i wish george could see this...the big words might confuse him, though
carol - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
very well said 555
AFW - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty much a nail hitter...
68% of America - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess that's why we call Mike a whore,
His bitch Carol,
Billshit Tong and Moore.
I guess that's why we call you all whores.
Linda - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh gad! ---- Another elephantine yawn. ----- Redundancy is ODIOUS, especially the ancient sort.
Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
68 percent? Talk about "fuzzy math," at last check, Bush's approval rating was stuck at around 40 percent, and around 68 percent disapprove of the way he's handling HIS WAR in Iraq. By the way, whatever happened to OUR COUNTRY'S war against Osama bin Laden?
carol - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
68% of America--drop dead mangy mutt

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