Song Parodies -> Saturday Night With the Floozies
| Original Song Title: | "Saturday Night At the Movies" |
| Original Performer: | The Drifters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Saturday Night With the Floozies" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Some of you -- and you know who you are -- are gonna kick yourselves for not thinking of this one first.
Well, Saturday night at 8 o'clock
you know where I'm gonna go?
I'm gonna get on the New York bus
and I'll be bringing lots of dough.
There's a body at 42nd Street
on corner of Eighth Avenue
woo-woo-woo-oo-woo!
And we're gonna have a ball
just like we always do!
Saturday night with the floozies!
Call girls for you and for me!
When you're freaky and you're horny
see them girls in N.Y.C.!
Well, professional women of every scope
will help you work with the wood.
And the fantasies they'll play with you
make it all seem twice as good.
There's always lots of pretty girls
with plenty of places to hi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yide!
But you better just beware
what kind of handcuffs they got inside!
Saturday night with the floozies!
Pick out which call-girl to see!
But you better just hope she isn't
workin' with the N.Y.P.D.!
(instrumental break)
Whoa!
Saturday night with the floozies!
Pick out which call-girl to see!
But you better just hope she isn't
workin' with the N.Y.P.D.!
you know where I'm gonna go?
I'm gonna get on the New York bus
and I'll be bringing lots of dough.
There's a body at 42nd Street
on corner of Eighth Avenue
woo-woo-woo-oo-woo!
And we're gonna have a ball
just like we always do!
Saturday night with the floozies!
Call girls for you and for me!
When you're freaky and you're horny
see them girls in N.Y.C.!
Well, professional women of every scope
will help you work with the wood.
And the fantasies they'll play with you
make it all seem twice as good.
There's always lots of pretty girls
with plenty of places to hi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yide!
But you better just beware
what kind of handcuffs they got inside!
Saturday night with the floozies!
Pick out which call-girl to see!
But you better just hope she isn't
workin' with the N.Y.P.D.!
(instrumental break)
Whoa!
Saturday night with the floozies!
Pick out which call-girl to see!
But you better just hope she isn't
workin' with the N.Y.P.D.!
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I'm not going to slag off this one ;) 5's
Hey, I'm kicking myself for NKTOS alone! "Floozies" Huh, what a great word! Note to self: Must use it in parody by self real soon...
I'm partial to parodies using the "Big P Word" them...and this floozy is a doozy..fives
a parody worth pimpin'! Enjoyed this!
"Work with the wood"... good! Not just another hoary old parody, this one's got quite a hoooker to it. $555 plus tip, and the meter's ticking, Bud...
p.s. Here's an idea for a Drifters sequel, courtesy of TT: "Under The Boardwalk" = "Along The Whore Walk". No charge, just credit.:)
Sheer insanity, Polak Mike! No one in his right mind would joke about something that spreads AIDS and other incurable venereal diseases, results in pregnancies that the law-breakers (prostitutes) end by getting the babies murdered, etc.. This is a tragedy, not something to laugh about.
Speaking of incurable diseases, the Lurker pustule erupts again.
fivesies !
Hilarious parody, 555!
Fives for your floozy festival.
Thank you, everyone... well, almost everyone. K1 and Thereforalltosee: "Pustule" is also a great word. As for His Lurkness, two things to keep in whatever you have that you're pathetically passing off as a mind: It's just a song, not based on actual experience, so in the immortal words of William Shatner, "Get a life!" And second of all, you're outvoted! And Jeb Bush ain't countin' the votes here! Look, in the Village Voice, there's plenty of ads for women who are certifiably clean as a prelude for getting "dirrty." Assuming you can get one to take your money, it might do you some good. Who knows, you might convert one and kill two birds with one stone!... maybe not.
Hilarious, MP, but remember to tip, because it's tough out there for a pimp - 555
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