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Song Parodies -> "Golden Stumbler, Carry That Ball, Tight End"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Stumbler, Carry That Ball, Tight End"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The original was a medley, so this tribute to Jeremy Shockey, the tight end whose long blond hair would once have gotten HIMSELF called a fairy (or worse), is as well.
Once there was a way to score a touchdown.
Once there was a way to win at home.
Speak, little rookie, don't you wig
and you won't make mistakes so big.

Golden Stumbler, rub your eyes.
You embarrass teammate guys.
Speak, little rookie, don't you wig
and you won't make mistakes so big.

Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!
Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!

Around the press, do act mellow.
Not every mike is an invitation.
Don't need no prejudice declaration.
Don't break down...

Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!
Boy, you've gotta carry that ball, carry that ball a long way!

Oh yeah, all right, what group are you gonna insult tonight?

(solos)

And you, tight end, the talk you make will offset all the dough you make!

Oh-whoaaaa...

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Paul Robinson - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, you must have posted this quite a while ago but I like it anyway. It's good to mix some "light" in between the "heavy" here & there.

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