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Song Parodies -> "Fictitious Minds"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Fictitious Minds"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Why can't you see
you guys in G.O.P.
that we don't believe a word you say?

We won't go on forever
with fictitious minds.
(Fictitious minds!)
Reclaim American dream:
No fictitious minds.

Born in Hawaii, you know.
It's truth, so say hello.
But I still hear that fiction in your words.

Here Bush goes again.
On his vacation.
He didn't see the memo to stop us cryin'.
(Stop us cryin'!)

We won't go on forever
with fictitious minds!
(Fictitious minds!)
Reclaim American dream:
No fictitious minds!

They won't let our land survive!
We dried the tears from our eyes.
To you guys we said goodbye!
'Cause, honey, we know you'll ever
lie to us.
Mm-hm.
Get lost!

We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Why can't you see
you guys in G.O.P.
that we don't believe a word you say?

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know...
We're caught in your grip.
You won't walk out.
Because you hate him too much, baby.

(fade out)
I checked: On the record version, Elvis sings seven choruses before the song fades out, takin the last of four minutes. Live, well, it was up to him, I've heard clips of him taking it to seven minutes, even though the pace of the live version was much faster.

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Old Man Ribber - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Again, points (and counterpoints) for a job well done. Perhaps you are Bill Clinton (the no-so-radical Democrat) and I am George H. W. Bush (the somewhat moderate Republican). At least we agree about Ross Perot. ;D
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
amen
Lib & Earl - July 20, 2009 - Report this comment
We feel as if we just downed a box of "Stupid Pills" after reading this. We're going to be sick but not from the pills. Get a life or one will be issued to you by your government. Since there is no zero vote we just vote "present".

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