Song Parodies -> Feelin' Woozy (The 59th Speeding Ticket Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Feelin' Groovy (The 59th Street Bridge Song)" |
| Original Performer: | Simon and Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Feelin' Woozy (The 59th Speeding Ticket Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
(instrumental opening)
Slow down! You move too fast!
Too many cars and trucks you've passed!
Just drivin' like you're freakin' stoned!
Lookin' so nuts!
I'm feelin' woozy!
(Feelin' woozy!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Goodbye, lamppost!
Past ya, blowin'!
I come and now my fear is growin'!
This guy's drivin' 'bout ninety-three!
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Feelin' woozy!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
I got no chance to relax in car of this creep.
I'm baffled and dizzy, soon comes endless sleep!
Let the cops just pull over this monstrosity!
Cops, I need you!
I'm so woozy!
(Feelin' woozy!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
La, da, da, da, da...
(Paul & Artie's fellow Queens native
Betty Weiss of the Shangri-Las
guest stars:
"Look out! Look out! Look out! LOOKOUUUUT!")
CRASH!
Slow down! You move too fast!
Too many cars and trucks you've passed!
Just drivin' like you're freakin' stoned!
Lookin' so nuts!
I'm feelin' woozy!
(Feelin' woozy!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Goodbye, lamppost!
Past ya, blowin'!
I come and now my fear is growin'!
This guy's drivin' 'bout ninety-three!
Oy-yi-yi-yi-yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Feelin' woozy!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
I got no chance to relax in car of this creep.
I'm baffled and dizzy, soon comes endless sleep!
Let the cops just pull over this monstrosity!
Cops, I need you!
I'm so woozy!
(Feelin' woozy!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!
Feelin' woozy!
(Oy-yi-yi-yi, yi, yi, yi!)
(Feelin' woozy!)
La, da, da, da, da...
(Paul & Artie's fellow Queens native
Betty Weiss of the Shangri-Las
guest stars:
"Look out! Look out! Look out! LOOKOUUUUT!")
CRASH!
I felt so helpless, what could I do? Rememb'rin' this window I flew through?
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funny stuff...dug the coda
LOL--what Alvin said about the coda....
You were clocked doing 555, fortunately that is the speed limit here.
My speed radar detected that this is a good one.
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