Come
and talk of all the things you said today.
Hear
the seven words, on TV, you can't say.
While we have these few minutes to bleep
and I'll hear naughty words in my sleep.

George Carlin, you're a loon.
I didn't know where I should put my stuff and so I'm grieving.
George Carlin, you're a loon.
It's not just through your act but I've been waiting all this evening
for the great relief of laughing along with you.

And now
in football 'cross the goal line we must roam.
While baseball has the goal of going home.
And I see that the time isn't there
while in football it is kept with much care.
You'll explain their contrast tune.

George Carlin, you're a loon.
I didn't know where I should put my stuff and so I'm grieving.
George Carlin, you're a loon.
It's not just through your act but I've been waiting all this evening
for the great relief of laughing along with you.

(instrumental break)

George Carlin...
George Carlin, you're a loon.
I didn't know where I should put my stuff and so I'm grieving.
George Carlin, you're a loon.
It's not just through your act but I've been waiting all this evening
for the great relief of laughing along with you.

Go
and be that hippie weather-talking guy.
Try
and overlook the bloodshot in your eyes.
It's too dark to see the moon.

George Carlin, you're a loon.
I didn't know where I should put my stuff and so I'm grieving.
George Carlin, you're a loon.
It's not just through your act but I've been waiting all this evening
for the great relief of laughing along with you.