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Song Parodies -> "Expect You to Die"

Original Song Title:

"Live and Let Die"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Expect You to Die"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Use the theme from one James Bond movie to describe a scene in another? Shocking... positively shocking...
(instrumental opening)

(Auric Goldfinger)
So, Mister Bond
this laser soon will open up
and I must say, you will not live.

You know you won't.
You know you won't.
You know you won't.

(James Bond)
But in this ever-changing world
are you expecting
me to give talk a try?

(Auric Goldfiger)
I expect you to die!

Expect you to die!

Expect you to die!

Expect you to die!

(instrumental break)

(Bond)
What does it matter to you?
You know you've got a job to do:
Operation Grand Slam.
You'll never do it, you big ham!

(instrumental break)

(Goldfinger)
And I must say, you will not live.

You know you won't.
You know you won't.
You know you won't.

(Bond)
But in this ever-changing world
are you expecting
me to give talk a try?

(Goldfiger)
I expect you to die!

Expect you to die!

Expect you to die!

Expect you to die!

(instrumental close)

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
genius to use a bond song for another bond film...love it
2Eagle - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I give you the Goldfinger - i don't mean that the way it sounds.
lMissMoneyPenny - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
555 or your James bond parody! I could really hear the burly voice of Sean's Scottish tongue!
Peregrin - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Fives..... High fives....
Johnny D - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
"So, Pacholek, I suppose you expect me to comment?"

"No, Mister Small, I expect you to FIVE!"

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