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Song Parodies -> "I Cant Stand W"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get Next to You"

Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"I Cant Stand W"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is to the tune of my all-time favorite Motown song. If you know the original, you know the singer is bragging, so don't assume I can actually do the things I describe here. I wish.
I can fly the red, white and blue.
I see acid rain, it goes when I want it to.
I can drop a bomb onto Saudi desert sand.
I can make the Banner fly over Iraqi land.
But my life is incomplete and I'm so blue
'cause I can't stand W!

I can fly F-16s in the sky.
I can get any job for which I apply.
I can extinguish any oil-spill-fueled fire.
I can get Bill Clinton to control his desire.
But honey, I'd trade in all these great things I can do
'cause I can't stand W!
For everything he do!
Oh, I...!

(instrumental break)

Oo-woo, oo-woo-woo! Oo-woo, oo-woo-woo!
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom!

I'd like to turn back the hands of time
'cause you know Gore was the man!
I give him the White House he won
just with a wave of my hand.
He'd have kept the Twin Towers standing good as new.
But this thing I want to do the most, I'm unable to do.
I'm an unhappy man with all the powers I possess
'cause 2004 is the key to my happiness!
'Cause I... I... I... I... I can't stand W!

George! You don't got a mind! And I can't stand... W!
Can't you see these tears we've cried? I can't stand... W!
Mr. Tong is gonna kick himself for not thinking of this one sooner.

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 23

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