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Song Parodies -> "Sit-Around Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Sit-Around Sue"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Inspired by Alvin Rhodes' "The Waddler" and 2Eagle's comment thereof. The author of "Shoparound Sue," I was going to title this "Sitaround Sue," but that might make it look like she was playing a sitar, so I added the hypen. You know the old joke: Yo' mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Here's my story, it's sad but true!
About a girl that I once knew!
She took some food and shoved it down!
Now, she's the fattest... girl in town!

(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
(Hey!)
(slurp, slurp, slurp-a-slurp-a)

(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
(Hey!)
(Uggggggggh...)

(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Yeah, I shoulda known-a from the very start!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
This girl would one day have a diseased heart!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
A-listen, people, what I'm tellin' you!
(Hey!)
A-Keep away from Sit-Around Sue!
Whoa!

(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Right through her lips, she is stuffing her face!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
I'm suffocating in this girl's warm embrace!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
She'll wipe out Pathmark and A&P, too!
(Hey!)
A-Keep away from Sit-Around Sue!

Whoa...
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-Whoa...
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-Whoa...
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Hey!
Uggggggggh...

She likes to go eatin' around!
Yeah! She'll never get cholesterol down!
A-People, lemme put you wise:
Sue eats... huge amounts of fries!

(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
So heed the moral of the story from the guy who knows!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
I fell in love when she could still see her toes!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Ask, and I'll tell ya, she weighs 322!
(Hey!)
A-Keep away from Sit-Around Sue!

Yeah!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Stay away from this girl!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Can't you see how she grew?
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Keep away from Sue!
(Hey!)
(Uggggggggh...)

She likes to go eatin' around!
Yeah! She'll never get cholesterol down!
A-People, lemme put you wise:
Sue eats... huge amounts of fries!

(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
So heed the moral of the story from the guy who knows!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
I fell in love when she could still see her toes!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Ask, and I'll tell ya, she weighs 332!
(Hey!)
A-Keep away from Sit-Around Sue!

Yeah!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Stay away from this girl!
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Don't you see how she grew, now?
(Hey! Hey! Whoa-way, oh-a)
Whoa-whoa-whoa!

(doo-wops fade out)
Sit-Around Sue is SO fat! (How... fat... is she?) She's so fat, she gained 10 pounds between the third and fourth verse! (322 to 332) Breaking the record in my Billy Joel parody, "She's Gotta Weigh (300)."

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 19

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John Barry - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I think she weighs 555.
Martin Baum aka Baumski - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
alvin rhodes - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
sit-around sue is SO fat...that when she walks across the flor, the RADIO skips...great job...5s
Ann Hammond - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(gains weight every da-ay) I'm just given even more ideas to you.
Yoidy - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Heavy stuff! 555lbs.
2Eagle - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I never heard that one - when she sits around she sits AROUND. Ha, ha, ha, ha ha! Good work.
Michael E Cormier - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Pound for pound, a great parody, Michael. 555

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