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Song Parodies -> "Asunder Is Ewe"

Original Song Title:

"The Wonder of You"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Asunder Is Ewe"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I gotta feel for these sheep in these recent parodies... mainly because of the VERY different feel some of you have for those sheep!
(instrumental opening)

When no one else can understand you
you seek a love that's very wrong.
You seek some woolen consolation.
That's not the way to "carry on."

And they're always there
to lend a hoof
for everything you "do."

And asunder...

Asunder is ewe.

(Asunder is ewe!)

So do they really make life brighter
when you put their butts in a sling?
Why is it sheeps' backs you're archin'?
Can't you love person, not a thing?

I guess I'll never know
the reason why
you love them as you do.

And asunder...

Asunder is ewe.

Don't play that, James...

(guitar break)

I guess I'll never know
the reason why
you love them as you do!

And asunder!

Asunder is ewe!
Really, some of these parodies should be in WhatFreaks, or should that be WhatBleats? Reminds me of my Bangles parody "Eternal Song": "Close my ears, give me the plugs, darlin', do you hear that girl bleating?"

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TJC - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Tasty jack-o-lamb! (This is somewhere abouts #48!)
alvin - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
long as they ain't TORN asunder
PMS - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
A shear pleasure to read
MrMacphisto - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
eeeeeeeewwwweeee 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Mike, you channeled Tommy Turtle here..and he you on the same day, evidently. (hums Twilight Zone theme) :D

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