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Song Parodies -> "Grand"

Original Song Title:

"Stand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Grand"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Despite the theme expressed in the title, officially, I'm calling this one my 998th. But since Number 999 and Number 1,000 are also posted today (July 21, 2006), and the title is available, I figured, why not.
A grand!
On this lovely website!
(Songs of sports)
Think about the pacing.
Wonder why you haven't?
A grand!
In this place, Amiright!
(Songs bash Bush)
Think about this land where you live.
Wonder why he hasn't before?

If you are confused, look up the real words.
You'll find that my songs, they ain't for the birds.
Your feet are going to tap on the ground.
Your head, these songs are swirling around.

A grand!
On this lovely website!
(Songs of sports)
Think about the pacing.
Wonder why you haven't?
A grand!
In this place, Amiright!
(Songs bash Bush)
Think about this land where you live.
Wonder why he hasn't before?

If Bush had some sense, I would not then mock.
His head is there, but thick as a rock.
If wishes were trees, then Gore is inviting
the Yanks... to White... House, ain't that exciting?

A grand!
On this lovely website!
(Songs of sports)
Think about the pacing.
Wonder why you haven't?
A grand!
In this place, Amiright!
(Songs bash Bush)
Think about this land where you live.
Wonder why he hasn't before?

(instrumental break)

If wishes were trees, then out in Wyoming
she'd listen to reason, and she would be coming.
My teams are going to be gaining ground.
My head.. it thinks... up parody sounds!

A grand!
Grand!
(Songs of sports)
Think about the pacing.
Wonder why you haven't?
A grand!
Grand!
(Songs bash Bush)
Think about this land where you live.
Wonder why he hasn't before?

A grand on this funny website!
(Songs of sports)
A grand here on Amiright!
Your feet are going to tap on the ground.
(Songs bash Bush)
Your head, these songs are swirling around.

A
grannnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

d!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
simply grand
Arwen - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
As if I needed any other reasons to be in awe of you...=) BIG congrats on hitting the big number!!

If wishes were trees, then out in Wyoming
she'd listen to reason, and she would be coming.

Yeah, yeah...I swear I'm going to come around one of these days...=)
Jeff Reuben - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Congrats on hitting the big 1-0-0-0!

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