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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Heart Is Dark"

Original Song Title:

"MacArthur Park"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Richard Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Heart Is Dark"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

He could have gone with President Macron of France and Chancellor Merkel of Germany to properly celebrate the 100th Anniversary of the Armistice of World War I. To honor the dead, and the survivors, now themselves all dead, who dealt with the rain, and the mud, and the rats, and the disease, and the poison gas, and the bullets, and the bombs. He could have honored them. But, no, it was raining. Now, imagine that it was Bill Clinton (President on the 75th and 80th Anniversaries, when there were still living WW1 veterans), or Barack Obama, who had done that. Fox News would have torched them. But they didn't do that. They showed up to such occasions. So has every other President of the last 100 years, from Woodrow Wilson to Obama. Because, whatever their flaws, they were human beings who had respect for people other than themselves. Trump does not.
Macron is still waiting for him, girl
where hallowed ground contains
many honored dead of France.

Between the way his hair is sprayed and pressed
he only is desirin’
to lie in hotel bed, no pants.

His heart is dark, he won’t go to the park
where the World War I men were laid down.
He won’t let his hair out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
watching “Agolf Twitler” fake it
and he’ll never make America great again!
Oh no!

I recall the Europe speeches made
by Presidents we had
like Ron and JFK.
Obama and Bill Clinton, even George
Ol’ Dubya went there and
had proper things to say.

His heart is dark, he won’t go to the park
where the World War I men were laid down.
He won’t let his hair out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
watching “Agolf Twitler” fake it
and he’ll never make America great again!
Oh no!

(instrumental break)

There will be another President
for whom we’re voting.
On the soldiers living and the dead
he will be doting.
(Or she.)
He will have a heart that remains warm
and won’t be caring that the clouds block out the Sun.
And after we are done with Donald Trump
after we are done with Donald Trump
we’ll have better one.

He will take our land into his hands
and he will… fix it.
He will stand up for the rule of law.
He will not nix it.
We will have the country we desire
and our freedom flow like rivers through the sky.
And we will face the children in our lives
oh, we will face the children in our lives
and must tell them the truth…

…when they ask, “Trump? Why?”

(long instrumental break)

His heart is dark, he won’t go to the park
where the World War I men were laid down.
He won’t let his hair out in the rain.
I don’t think that I can take it
watching “Agolf Twitler” fake it
and he’ll never make America great again!
Oh no!

Oh no!

No!
No!
No!
No!
Noooooooooooooooo!

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Patrick - November 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Love that name "Agolf Twitler". There is a website somewhere with the innumerable unflattering names for Barack Obama. I don't think the Trump list is that long yet. But, we have six more years.
Arch Vile - November 12, 2018 - Report this comment
I think you only know half the reason why Trump did not show up. From past administrations, when it comes to foreign travel, the head of state cannot go more than 50 miles in distance from Air Force One. I found a guy who is a retired veteran, (Douglas M. Ducote Sr.) and had friends that work in the Secret Service. His information was based that marine corps individuals that travel with the President would not even permit Trump to travel by car for 5.5 hours to the cemetery, even when he made the suggestion. The final say on whether or not Trump with Merkel and Macron was not his to make. When it comes to security detail, he was out of the loop. Good song btw.
Dylan Baranski - November 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Mike, I may not have agreed with every parody you've ever done, but I love this one. I wonder what Alvin York would have to say about it. Here's 555 wreaths for you. Patrick: I should hope that we've only two. Arch Vile: Interesting, but I have a doubt or two.
2Eagle - November 12, 2018 - Report this comment
I have a couple of names for Trump - the Don, the Big Boss, but "President"? - eeeuuuggghhh! Good parody and the melody of the OS fits the mood.
Chocolate Salty Balls - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Democrats accusing Trump of having a dark heart is like Bill Clinton accusing Monica Lewinsky of being a slut.
Ooh! Look! More "Found" Votes! - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
You racists are never gonna forgive us for freeing your slaves, are you, MP?
Pot - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
That kettle is black, I tells ya! Black!
Kettle - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Whatchu whinin' 'bout, hothead?
Reality - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
MP's brain is missing.
CML - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
I dreaded the day an anti-Trumper would weaponize "MacArthur Park." Well that's the game changer. Might as well surrender my Deplorable card and secret decoder ring to the proper authorities.
Libby - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
17 unobomber votes and counting. Who's stuffing the ballot box *now*?
Astounded - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
17 (trolls) to 15 (points). Sad.
Stalin's Playbook - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
What are you whining about, hypocrites?
Ybbil - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Good point, Libby. This thread out of control. It needs to be subjected to Congressional oversight. There's something fishy going on here
Stuart McArthur - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Clearly you started with "He won’t let his hair out in the rain" MP, and a good idea that was too. No umbrellas allowed for the minute's silence would've been the straw that nixed it for him and to end up blaming traffic and arctic yellow-beaked fairy penguins etc. well...- doesn't matter though - That'sJustHimism within his support base still prevails. - 555
Libby - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Calling for Congressional oversight is a racist dog whistle.
Election Monitors - November 13, 2018 - Report this comment
We haven't seen any evidence of vote fraud occurring at Amiright.
@Libby posting Nov 13 - November 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Fake Libby! Fake Libby!
Pacholek's Attorney - November 14, 2018 - Report this comment
No voting fraud? Then why hasn't the Superintendent of One-Bomber Control been publishing tallies of ACTUAL THREAD VOTERS every four hours as required by Song Parody statutes. I rest my case
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2018 - Report this comment
I have not hired an attorney. You see, unlike Trump, I don't need one, because I'm not a criminal.
Patrick - November 15, 2018 - Report this comment
In today's climate, it seems even witnesses need attorneys. Thanks to a legal system set up and run by--attorneys.

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