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Song Parodies -> "The Bad Old Hockey Team II: Philadelphia Flyers"

Original Song Title:

"The Hockey Song (The Good Old Hockey Game)"

Original Performer:

Stompin' Tom Connors

Parody Song Title:

"The Bad Old Hockey Team II: Philadelphia Flyers"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

And if the Rangers suck (and they do), then the Flyers...
Oh, the fans will come
with their jerseys on
colored in orange and black.
In the sporting tank
that's named for a bank
they'll see their team go on attack.
But the puck, they drop
and they play like slop.
It's enough to make you scream.
Power play is on!
Puck is past Biron!
Beats the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it's real and not a dream:
It's the bad old hockey team.

Oh, Simon Gagne
he can really play
but he's often getting hurt.
And the Philly fans
have some big demands:
Don't play like you're in a skirt.
In seventy-five
won the title live.
And the banners in the beams.
But that's long ago.
This the year? Oh, no!
For the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it's real and not a dream:
It's the bad old hockey team.

Oh, Ed Snider's old
and his mind is mold.
He can count his cash, not wins.
And poor Bobby Clarke
sees a difference stark:
Trades don't bring his playing grins.
It's been way too long
since it went all wrong
and the fans will rant and ream.
But they're out of luck
'cause the Flyers suck!
They're the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it's real and not a dream:
It's the bad... old... hockey... team!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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Andrew D. Lacroix - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll give you credit for being precise on the pacing and overall. However, in doing so, you have accomplished your goal in irritating all big Flyer fans like myself. If you would have come out with this in the midst of last years horrid 22 win season, you'd get all 5's. Not in the time when they have a shot at the division. Good timing on the song, bad timing on its release. I will abstain from voting to be kind.
Michael Pacholek - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
A Philadelphia fan (or "Phan") showing restraint. This happens about as often as... OK, I won't go there. I'll just say I'm pleasantly surprised.

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