-> "Clearance Sale Buyer"
Original Song Title:
"Paperback Writer"
Parody Song Title:
"Clearance Sale Buyer"
The Lyrics
Clearance sale buyer!
(Buyer! Buyer!)
(guitar opening)
Please, sir, cashier, do you see this book?
Can you tell me price, can you take a look?
It's ten-year-old novel by a man named Tom
Clancy, was a best-seller.
I'm here as a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!
It's some dirty shopping by this dirty man.
You'll see my wife's cheap, too, sure, she understands!
My son is looking on remainder pail.
Has low-paying job, so he's also a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!
(Buyer! Buyer!)
(guitar break)
Got a thousand items to price-check for you.
And I might be buying only twenty-two!
This line's getting longer, I know, but I smile.
Can I write a check? 'Cause you know that I'm a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!
And I really like it when the price is right.
I'll be waiting outside this mall overnight.
And I must return a bunch of items here.
And, boy, that's your job, and me, I am just a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!
(Buyer! Buyer!)
(guitar break)
(Clearance store buyer!)
Clearance store buyer!
(Clearance store buyer!)
Clearance store buyer!
(Clearance store buyer!)
Clearance store buyer!
(repeat 'til fade)
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