-> "Barack Will Clean Their Clocks"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Around the Clock"
Parody Song Title:
"Barack Will Clean Their Clocks"
The Lyrics
One, two, three o'clock, phone rings for Barack.
Five, six, seven o'clock, speech made by Barack.
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, news discussed Barack.
Yeah, he's Barack, he'll clean their clocks tonight!
He's a bright light on.
You know it, son!
He's the man we elected
number one!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
Well, he's President forty-four
and he does good stuff, the right screams more!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental break)
When the NewsHour comes on at seven
the wingnuts' motors still are revvin'!
Yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
When their venom's spilled and hate unfurled
they'll be named "Worst Persons In the World!"
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
With help from Olbermann to wrap it tight!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental break)
When the clocks strikes twelve, Rush, mad wet-hen
starts a-lying 'round the clock again!
Oh, yeah, Barack will clean their clocks tonight!
He's gonna rock-rock-rock the wing far-right!
Yeah, he's Barack, he's gonna clean
the right wing's clocks tonight!
(instrumental close)
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