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Song Parodies -> "Return to Bender"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Return to Bender"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This won't make any sense if you haven't seen "The Breakfast Club."
I gotta cover detention.
I really blew my stack.
Bright and early that morning
they all called me a hack.

But I just had to
return to Bender
his mind unknown
so delinquent
head of bone.

He's always punished.
No secret, that.
He just ain't sorry but
he'll always keep coming back.

So what we got here? A wrestler
a princess and a geek.
Bright and early that morning
the girl there was a freak.

And still I gotta
return to Bender
his mind unknown
so abusive
head of bone.

This time I'm gonna tell him myself
that I'm the one in command.
And if he then mocks my bitchin' wardrobe
then I'll understand

why I'll always just
return to Bender
his mind unknown
so delinquent
head of bone.

return to Bender
return to Bender
return to Bender
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.0
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Total Votes: 2

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... - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Shouldn't this be 60s not 80s?
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I was thinking the movie, 1984, not the song, 1962. Sorry.
Ellipsis - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
That makes sense.
Jared - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn..I was expecting a Futurama parody

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