-> "She's Off the Market, With Baby"
Original Song Title:
"(Keep On) Rock 'n' Me (Baby)"
Parody Song Title:
"She's Off the Market, With Baby"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Well, I've been lookin' real hard and I'm tryin' to find a love
but it just keeps gettin' tougher every day.
But to find your equal part to fill the hole in your heart
you know that Jessica's not going to play.
Now, I ain't superstitious, but I'm getting suspicious
of each famous woman looking so fine.
And you know that it's true that all the things that I do
will send them running from me every time!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
I tried to get myself with J-Lo
all the way with Milla Jovo
Jeri Ryan and with Catherine Z-J!
Northern California brought this girl so warm
but she's got new reason to stay away!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She'll be rockin'!
Rockin' the baby!
She'll be rockin'!
Rockin' the baby!
Hoo-woo-woo! Oh-boo-hoo!
Don't get suspicious of these girls so delicious
but not one will ever come to be mine.
And you know that it's true that all the things that I do
will send them running from me every time!
I tried to get with Angelina
but she had Pitt's bambina
Halle's Berry much in family way.
Now, Alba, I'll be darned, 'cause I once again am scorned
'cause the news came on the Net today:
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with, market with, market with
baby! baby! baby!
Off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
(repeat 'til fade)
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