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Song Parodies -> "She's Off the Market, With Baby"

Original Song Title:

"(Keep On) Rock 'n' Me (Baby)"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller

Parody Song Title:

"She's Off the Market, With Baby"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Jessica Alba and boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting their first child, middle of next year. Jennifer Lopez, Milla Jovovich and Jeri (Seven of Nine) Ryan are also granting expansion franchises. Good news for them. Bad news for me, and for every other unattached heterosexual man on the planet!
(instrumental opening)

Well, I've been lookin' real hard and I'm tryin' to find a love
but it just keeps gettin' tougher every day.
But to find your equal part to fill the hole in your heart
you know that Jessica's not going to play.

Now, I ain't superstitious, but I'm getting suspicious
of each famous woman looking so fine.
And you know that it's true that all the things that I do
will send them running from me every time!

She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!

I tried to get myself with J-Lo
all the way with Milla Jovo
Jeri Ryan and with Catherine Z-J!
Northern California brought this girl so warm
but she's got new reason to stay away!

She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!

She'll be rockin'!
Rockin' the baby!

She'll be rockin'!
Rockin' the baby!

Hoo-woo-woo! Oh-boo-hoo!

Don't get suspicious of these girls so delicious
but not one will ever come to be mine.
And you know that it's true that all the things that I do
will send them running from me every time!

I tried to get with Angelina
but she had Pitt's bambina
Halle's Berry much in family way.
Now, Alba, I'll be darned, 'cause I once again am scorned
'cause the news came on the Net today:

She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with, market with, market with
baby! baby! baby!
Off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
She's off the market with baby!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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alvin - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the angelina / bambina rhyme
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Arrrrgh! Now it's Uma! I just can't catch a break! http://www.pagesix.com/story/does+uma+have+secret
littleCupCakes - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
555 very good, Sir! And I love the reference to NorCAL.
Invisible Boy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Halle's Berry been berry good to he...not me!
Str8up - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Just simply, I Tried Angelina, but she had Brads bambina", would have helped the pacing, I think, yeah? Too many syllables ?

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