-> "Quarterback Loser"
Original Song Title:
"Paperback Writer"
Parody Song Title:
"Quarterback Loser"
The Lyrics
Quarterback loser! (Loser! Loser!)
Please, Coach John Madden, should we draft a rook
to be our new QB? Would you take a look?
It's based on the fact that our team's very bad
and we need a break, 'cause we got ourselves a
quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser!
It's a dirty uniform he's wearing, man
'cause to dodge the defense, he don't understand!
This bum ain't working, he will always fail.
He ain't steady, bub, and he'll always be a
quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser! (Loser! Loser!)
It's a thousand yards, he's passed for even more
but every game he throws interceptions, four!
He can throw it long enough to make us smile
but he overthrows, and that's why he's such a
quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser!
If you really like this kid, we have his rights.
He can make us better, nearly overnight.
If you put him on your next All-Madden Team
we can say, "Retire, Kerry Collins
you're a quarterback loser!"
Quarterback loser!
Quarterback loser! (Loser! Loser!)
Quarterback loser! (Quarterback loser!)
Quarterback loser! (Quarterback loser!)
Quarterback loser! (Quarterback loser!)
(repeat 'til fade)
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