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Song Parodies -> "NCIS"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A."

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"NCIS"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Two of my favorite four-letter words: "NCIS" (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) and "Abby" (Pauley Perrette plays Dr. Abigail Sciuto on the CBS drama "NCIS").
(instrumental opening)

Young man!
You're a sailor shot down! I say
Young man!
And you fell to the ground! I say
Young man!
In that Capitol town!
There's no need... to... stay... unhappy!

Young man!
There's some guys you can call, I say
Young man!
They will give it their all, they will
Go out!
And find the guy who shot you!
And Gibbs will... break... that... guy... in two!

So go and call up the
NCIS!
Yes, go and call up the
NCIS!
They have everything!
Lots of tricks to employ!
They will go out and catch those boys!

So go and call up the
NCIS!
Yes, go and call up the
NCIS!
He won't get away clean!
He'd better make a plea deal!
Or else lots of pain he'll feel!

Young man!
Are you listening to me? I said
Young man!
DiNozzo and McGee! I said
Young man!
There's the guys that you need
along with... Miss... Zi... va David!

No man!
Can escape Jethro Gibbs! I said
Young man!
To nail him, Jethro's got dibs! And when
Ducky!
comes, he will seal your fate!
"Man From Uncle" in '68!

So go and call up the
NCIS!
Yes, go and call up the
NCIS!
They have everything!
Lots of tricks to employ!
They will go out and catch those boys!

So go and call up the
NCIS!
Yes, go and call up the
NCIS!
He won't get away clean!
He'd better make a plea deal!
Or else lots of pain he'll feel!

Young man!
I was once in your shoes, I said
I was!
covered in blood and ooze, I thought
No man!
Could find the guy who got me!
I was right... 'cause... it... was... Abby!

Young man!
She's a Goth and a Nerd! I said
Young man!
She's so hot, ain't you heard? I said
Young man!
She will make you say "Wow!"
If you bring... her... cup... of... Caf-Pow!

So go and call up the
NCIS!
Yes, go and call up the
NCIS!
They have everything!
Lots of tricks to employ!
They will go out and catch those boys!

NCIS!
So go and call up the
NCIS!
Young man, young man, they will track those guys down!
Young man, young man, they will slap 'em around!

NCIS!
So go and call up the
NCIS!
Young man, young man, Abby Sciuto will find
the guy who shot you, then show you a good time!

NCIS!
So go and call up the
NCIS!

(instrumental fadeout)
Well, she'll let you recover first, but then she'll show you some, uh, physical therapy. As long as you don't mind sleeping in a coffin. And, yes, David McCallum, Ilya Kuryakin from "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.," plays Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard.

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Mark Scotti - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great tribute on my wife's favorite show!!!
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
There's no "Harmon" a song like this. Even a cursory investigation reveals...5-5-5! ;D
David Saraga - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Let me diss Ryan Miller in peace!
John Barry - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Never seen the show, but this parody is no crime.
Phil Nelson - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Kind of a combination of YMCA and In The Navy. Hilarious! This should be the theme music! 555
Fiddlegirl - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Great show, fine tribute... But having seen many of your parodies, I *know* you could have varied the choruses. 544.
TJC - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, Michael! With our dual Y.M.C.A. submissions today, apparently great minds 'tink' alike! Ha!
Ausfahrt - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol
Jonathan S. - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
This is so cool!! It's about time someone did a parody about this show.
Bonus points for the 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' mention.
And, yes--for a goth, Miss Sciuto ain't too "shABBY!"

One thing: WHO THE BLOODY HADES 'ONE-BOMBED' IT THREE TIMES?!?!!!!

Anyway, this definitely earned you fives.
Ausfahrt - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm mystic...please don't beat me...
Ausfahrt - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Goshdang it I cant even give good comments without being slammed by imposters. What the hell is wrong with you? I gave this 5s and voted once
Max Power - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
It's funny how the show have McGee as a butt-monkey.
LilMissGekko - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
BAD NEWs Lord Pacholek: Your `arch rival ` (MD) is on this month's cover of Vanity Fair . . . and he's lookin smokin' hot ! Gordon Gent Gekko lives ! !

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