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Song Parodies -> "Can't Make Me Guv"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Make Me Guv"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Which of the candidates for Governor of California is singing this one? Does it matter?
Can't make me Guv! Guv! Can't make me Guv!

I'll buy you diamond rings, my friend, if it means I'll get your vote!
But it won't mean you'll buy the words that come out of my throat!
'Cause you don't care that I got money.
money can't make me Guv!

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll vote for me.
Even if I was in "Diff'rent Strokes" or "Terminator 3."
You don't care that I'm in movies.
Movies can't make me Guv!

Can't make me Guv! Everybody tells me so!
Can't make me Guv! Can I win? No!

Say you won't then recall me, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you won't be mad at me when you see that I've lied.
I don't care too much for people.
People won't make me Guv!
Whoo-ow!

(guitar break)

Can't make me Guv! Everybody tells me so!
Can't make me Guv! Can I win? No!

Say you won't then recall me, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you won't be mad at me when you see that I've lied.
I don't care too much for people.
People won't make me Guv!
Can't make me Guv! Guv! Can't make me Guv! Oh!

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Guy DiRito - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody Michael. You spare no one. 5's for you. :D
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job Michael - I think the democrats should put up $3,500 and toss Ronnie's name into the ring - the more the merrier. I, however, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of any party for a term as California's governor.
Rod Worden - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Fivers across, Michael. And this one applies to most candidates in general, I think, and not just Ah-nold! Funny piece.

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