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Song Parodies -> "Nance, Nance, Nance"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance, Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Nance, Nance, Nance"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Hey, YOU try rhyming something with "Pelosi"!
(instrumental opening)

After 12 years of lies
I've had enough of Repubs.
Gonna punish them now
for their unethical flubs!

The Speaker's
Nance, Nance, Nance
she comes from Baltimore!
Nance, Nance, Nance
San Francisco to score!
Nance, Nance, Nance
fights for workers and poor!

Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Yeah!

Those Republicans guys
they shake their heads and their fist!
With this chick in the chair
think all the fun that they'll miss!

Go get 'em!
Nance, Nance, Nance
back down Chesapeake way!
Nance, Nance, Nance
raise our wages today!
Nance, Nance, Nance
throw the right wing away!

Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Yeah!
All right!

(instrumental break)

In these next two long years
she'll have a lot on her plate.
But we'll get off to good start
to win in 2008!

The Speaker's
Nance, Nance, Nance
leads the liberal crew!
Nance, Nance, Nance
fights for me and for you!
Nance, Nance, Nance
Bush's years down to two!

Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Yeah!

Nance, Nance, Nance
Bush is so out of luck!
Nance, Nance, Nance
He's a very lame duck!
Nance, Nance, Nance
Feels like he's hit by truck!

Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Nance!
(Nance!)
Yeah!

(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.1
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
my newest heroine...glad someone paid tribute...5s plus
John Barry - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
A Bay Area babe who most likely won't countenance page predation. Sayanora, fat-man bagman.
Steve K. - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
"fights for workers and poor"? Nancy and her hubby have a combined net worth of about $55 million. In their winery and resort, they do not hire union labor.
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Kalafut: Scorrrre-boarrrrd! This is not a gloat-free zone, and I will NOT be gracious in victory!

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