Song Parodies -> Thanksgiving Wins Are Better
| Original Song Title: | "Nobody Does It Better" |
| Original Performer: | Carly Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Thanksgiving Wins Are Better" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
We won! East Brunswick beat Old Bridge, 35-14! For the first time in 13 years, the Bears won on Thanksgiving! The Big Green finally beat the Purple B@$+@rds!
Thanksgiving wins are better.
I won't feel sad for the rest.
Nobody cares 'bout other games we played.
This day, we're the best!
For years we've been looking
for Turkey Day victory.
Losing every year just didn't feel right.
Like getting the drumstick
the Bears of East Brunswick
are eatin' at the big table tonight!
Yeah, Thanksgiving wins are better.
For so long, we never could.
Nobody cares 'bout the season's first nine games.
Winning number ten is good!
We played it so boldly.
For a year, this'll hold me.
This time, our Big Green won't be feeling blue.
Our offense was pumpin'.
Our defense was thumpin'.
At long last, we showed what we could do!
Yeah, Thanksgiving wins are better.
I won't feel sad for the rest.
Nobody cares 'bout other games we played.
This day, baby
we're the very best!
I won't feel sad for the rest.
Nobody cares 'bout other games we played.
This day, we're the best!
For years we've been looking
for Turkey Day victory.
Losing every year just didn't feel right.
Like getting the drumstick
the Bears of East Brunswick
are eatin' at the big table tonight!
Yeah, Thanksgiving wins are better.
For so long, we never could.
Nobody cares 'bout the season's first nine games.
Winning number ten is good!
We played it so boldly.
For a year, this'll hold me.
This time, our Big Green won't be feeling blue.
Our offense was pumpin'.
Our defense was thumpin'.
At long last, we showed what we could do!
Yeah, Thanksgiving wins are better.
I won't feel sad for the rest.
Nobody cares 'bout other games we played.
This day, baby
we're the very best!
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We won too - USC beat ASU - in a game that many people would consider more meaningful. But there is something excting and fun about high school football, and this parody captures it well.
9/11 CONSPIRACY YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know who's that impostor above me -- it sure ain't the Elf who loved me -- but the last thing on my mind after winning that game was politics. Although Old Bridge did once have a Mayor named George Bush! I'm not making that up, although he was already Mayor when George 41 was elected Vice President. Wonder if the imposter above is my evil twin brother Bernard? He hasn't shown up around here for a while... not even for Thanksgiving dinner.
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